The glorious and very Calico
Faz tagged me for a very interesting Meme. One word answers to questions. I tried to answer with the first thing that popped into my furry little head.
Here we go!
1. Where is your cell phone? Pfffft!
2. Relationship? Warm.
3. Your hair? Swirly.
4. Work? No.
5. Your sister? Calicos.
6. Your favorite thing? Fake Mousies.
7. Your dream last night? Peace.
8. Your favorite drink? Toonajuice.
9. Your dream car? Parked.
10. The room you’re in? Safe.
11. Your shoes? Nap on.
12. Your fears? Feral.
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Lap.
14. Who did you hang out with this weekend? DADDY!
15. What you’re not good at? Sisters.
16. Muffin? Love.
17. One of your wish list items? CatnipPlant.
18. Where you grew up? Streets.
19. The last thing you did? Breath
20. What are you wearing? FishyCollar
21. What aren’t you wearing? Shoes.
22. Your pet? Peeve.
23. Your computer? Connect.
24. Your life? Safe.
25. Your mood? Intense.
26. Missing? Mommy.
27. What are you thinking about right now? Peace.
28. Your car? Parked.
29. Your kitchen? Yum!
30. Your summer? SmellGood.
31. Your favorite color? Tunaflesh.
32. When is the last time you laughed? today
33. Last time you cried? today
34. School? Fishies!
35. Love? Home.
I think I will tag my orange pal
Oscar!
On to other kitty issues.

My BooBoo is looking much better. The gunk Daddy is putting on it seems to be doing the trick and I didn't want to end up being a conehead so I am not licking it very much. In a home like this, I would never live down the humiliation of wearing a cone. Thanks to all of you nice kitties who sent me good wishes. It looks as though I have beaten the BooBoo!
I still love my fishie collar!
Now - Guess who is leaving us tomorrow night so he can go and see Mommy in O Hi O? Yup, that traitor Daddy - Mr. "I hate to fly." He thinks that I don't know what's up, but between the stupid suitcase and his showing our Uncle Dougy where our food, my gunky stuff for my BooBoo, and litter and toys and extra bowls are, the gig is up. Uncle Dougy is staying with us so someone will be here all of the time and we know Uncle Dougy very well and he's part of the family and all, but Sheesh! No Mommy, no Daddy - I'll be an orphan! "Parker the Orphan," that's gonna' be me...sigh. No 'rents for 4 days. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it. Uncle Dougy is a nice guy, but he does not know ANY of my skritchy places and he is not fond of cleaning our boxes. I don't like dirty boxes and I need my skritchies! Whiiiiiiiiine! Ahem, Ok, I'm better now...
I hope all of you cool kitties have a wonderful weekend. I will try to post via teleport to Mommy since I am not speaking to the man formerly known as Daddy. Find sunbeams, take naps and remember how lucky we are to have homes. Even me. Who has a home. With no parents. Sigh.

At least Mr. Timmy the Turtle will keep me company (his nickname is George).