Litter Surfing...I Do NOT Reccomend!

I apparently have a lot to learn...





First of all, I am OK. Second of all, I am now on medication that helps me not want to litter surf. Third of all, what kind of 'rent snaps a photo of this instead of rescuing me from the dilemma I got myself into? And fourth of all, do you have any idea how hard all of the cats laughed at me? I told Daddy if he fed me more treats I would not do this. He is not buying what I am selling...
I am so embarrassed....
Balls and bones,
Fletcher

My Look Outs

Guess what we did all weekend?

Don't Forget To Take Out The Recycling!

Never underestimate the powerful, lingering scent of catnip in an empty box. And always remember to thoroughly check the recycling bin before emptying!

The Rudy Report

Ahoy kitties! It's me - RUDY! - with your Rudy Report! So much to share...where do I start? Oh, I know! Let me start by telling you how intellectually challenged mommy is! You know how we have been without the innerwebs forever? Well, the reason was that Mommy kept entering her wireless router password over and over and over and over again. The only problem was that she did not enter it in caps. It only took her 4 days to figure that out. Hoo-Boy, what a stoopid thing to not figure out for 4 DAYS! I'm at a loss for words when it comes to this. But, we're back on the webs and now I can tell you about my visit to Tiffany the wonder-groomer. Lemme' back up a little bit. It's no secret that I HATE to be groomed. HATE HATE HATE! Unless, apparently, Tiffany does it. Almost a week ago (last Tuesday) I was unceremoniously scooped up and stuffed into my PTU and delivered to Tiffany. She fawned and ooohhhhed and ahhhhed over me, and patiently listened to Mommy who, in great and painful detail, told her about my recent illness and how Dr. Wendy finally gave the OK for me to get groomed (thanks Dr. Wendy, I will not forget this). Anyhow, Mommy left and I went with Tiffany to endure a bath, clippy-claws, ear cleaning and a blow-out which included a liberal dose of stink-pretty applied to my furs. They called Mommy to say I was ready to come home and when Mommy arrived to collect me, Tiffany said "I don't get it, he just sits there and lets me groom him. He's so easy..." I think that's where Mommy's head exploded.
You see kitties, Mommy is no cat-amateur. She's worked with thousands of cats in her shelter days and she's no feline-dummy. She can clip claws, de-mat and clean ears with the best of them. But me? No way. I will not let her do any of those things. It's just a thing I have with her. Don't get me wrong, I love her and she adores me, but when it comes to grooming, no thanks Mommy, I rather you didn't.
Puff, Powder and the Parkster have no problems with her getting up close and personal with their grooming. In fact, they kinda' like it. Maybe it's a guy thing...
Mommy promises to get some better photos of my new 'do, but really, I have sleek gorgeous furs now. No hunks are missing and if anything, I look maaaaarvelous! The only shaving I received was around my spot 13. And I kinda' like the look - less cleaning required from me. It's all good.
Keep those tails high kitties...

Tattle Tail Tuesday

This jar is responsible for the following calico behavior...

and this shameful floofy display...

along with this final 'nip induced move...

Let this be a warning to you young kitties out there, 'nip will give you a serious case of the sillies. This beautiful, normally reserved calico is 12 years old...look at her! Tsk. Tsk. Tsk.

How Hot Is It?

...It's so hot that we all shaved our furs off and sat on the mantle!

HaHaHaHaHa!

The Good Stuff...

Yup, the 'nip was that good!

Double Nickles!

Happy Birthday to the very bestest Daddy in the universe (and the funniest!)

The Rudy Report

Zippity-Do-Dah and all the jazz kitties, here I am, me - Rudy - with The Rudy Report! I am plum worn out, what a weekend full of work! It's officially Spring-time now, so I guess that means all of us has to be put to work getting the ol' homestead ready for warmer weather and removing the winter "funk" from the house. I had to be a part of the de-funkifiying process and suffered the indignity of an against-my-will brushing. Let's just say that it did not go well for Mommy. Scratches were dealt and hisses were heard...and I hear that the battle is not over. Bring it Mommy...bring it.

In happier news, bunnies and baskets have been brought out and the sun shined for the entire weekend. It was one of the few times I heard Mommy say that she was glad we didn't live in Kansas City any more, they got a lot of snow this weekend.

So...bring on the jelly beans and the chocolate eggs if you are a bean, bring on the 'nip and stinky goodness if you are of the feline persuasion - it's time to party!

The Rudy Report

Ciao kitties! It's me, Rudy, with the Rudy report. As you can see, I have been busy dreaming that I am Supercat! It's no dream, I really AM Supercat! Parker: "Only in your dreams you silly orange menace!"

What is disturbing is that this Santa fellow has been messing with my little kitty-head. He's everywhere! And he keeps telling me "SHHHhhhh!" He's SO whappable.  

I really ought to let him have it, but there's a rumor around here that he's keeping some type of list. A list that sorts out the good kitties from the bad kitties. Good kitties get goodies in their stockings. Bad kitties get a stocking in their goodies. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! I made a joke!

Speaking of things that make me snort milk out of my nose, check this out. If you don't get a little chuckle from this, well, you may need a funny-bone transplant. Keep your sense of humor today kitties and have a great Monday!

ps - If you have Blogger and haven't updated your...oh I don't know what it's called, but it's the area where you make your new posts - anyway Mommy updated ours a few days ago and everything is do much easier that it used to be! This is a KSA (Kitty Service Announcement) from the Rudester!

The Rudy Report

YAWN!!! Hi-Dee-Ho there kitties, it's moi, Rudy, with the Rudy Report.

You really have to have a sense of humor to live here with the 'rents. They decided to make meatloaf for dinner. Daddy is the resident meatloaf maker in the house. He has a specific way that he likes his meatloaf. I'm not talking about ingredients here, I'm talking about appearance. Not too skinny, not too fat - with just the right color and attitude...

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HaHaHaHaHa!

And yes, we all had a little taste!

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Psssssssst...hey kitties, wanna' see what a deep clean of the upstairs floors looks like?

I Know! eeeeewwwwww!
We blame it on Diamond. We never shed...much.

A Day Without Cats On The Internet??? Ha!

Hey Urlesque - This one's for you!!!

A day without cats on the internet...my Aunt Fanny...

Diamond Has Morphed

Was has happened to Diamond Doggie?

He has sprouted stripes!

He has Zebra Butt! HaHaHaHaHa!
Diamond: Call me names if you must, but I have yummy noms!

A Mommy Meme

The fun kitties at The Kitty Krew and Crew's Views tagged my Mommy for a meme - it took a little while to for her to agree to join in - but I kept asking nicely with my love eyes, and she cannot say no to the love eyes!
Here are the rules;
"Either (1) post 7 facts about yourself AND photos OR (2) post 10 facts about yourself with no photos, OR (3) post a childhood picture of yourself."
So - - - Take it away Mommy!
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Hi kitties, Parker's female 'rent here, and I am going to show you a few photos of me!

Here's my shadow at Lake Tahoe!
Here I am in my car at a stop sign in O Hi O.

And here I am in Kindergarten - 5 years old!

Now for the facts -

I am bad at math and that's why there are 3 photos of me and 7 facts!

My career is in health care at a very big hospital. I help beans feel better.

I was VERY allergic to kitties until I was about 19 years old.

I was a vegetarian until 5 years ago when I was diagnosed with Diabetes. It's very hard to be Diabetic AND a vegetarian. I couldn't stop being Diabetic, so I had to stop being a vegetarian. Now Parker's male 'rent calls me the "world's guiltiest carnivore".

I was adopted when I was 6 weeks old - I never knew the people who gave me up, but that's OK with me. I was very fortunate to have been adopted by the world's best parents! I am also an only child. It's safe to say I was a little spoiled growing up!

I enjoy both Shakespeare and Southpark.

Someday the other 'rent and I would like to live in Colorado, maybe Southpark : )

Kitties, this was fun! Now I'm gonna' tag any other kitty mommy who would like to play!

Big mommy 'rent smoochies to all of you!

PS - Kitties - go look and laugh, we're on Wendy's LOL Spot! It's sooooo funny!!!

Tattle Tail Tuesday On Friday

Parker: Hey Mommy!...
Rudy's being negative again!!!
HaHaHaHaHa - I crack me up! Have a great Friday!

Silblings...

MMommm...Puff's trying to swat me!!! Make her quit!

Thankful Thursday

In my humble kitty opinion, nothing feels better than sun and 'nip on your back.

For this I am very thankful.

Roll in it if you can kitties!

ps - please look at my sidebar and vote for me - Pleeeeeeze!

Funny Friday

When Mommy went grocery shopping this week she saw this Limo parked in front of the store. She and I agree that if you have the money for a Limo like this, you should have included a cat in the mix. Especially since there is already HAM!!! on board!

Have a fun-filled Friday kitties!

Dog Chow

Well, what do we have here?

Powder, do you have a screw loose? That's Diamond's food!