December 7, 2009

The Rudy Report



Ciao kitties! It's me, Rudy, with the Rudy report. As you can see, I have been busy dreaming that I am Supercat! It's no dream, I really AM Supercat! Parker: "Only in your dreams you silly orange menace!"


What is disturbing is that this Santa fellow has been messing with my little kitty-head. He's everywhere! And he keeps telling me "SHHHhhhh!" He's SO whappable.  



I really ought to let him have it, but there's a rumor around here that he's keeping some type of list. A list that sorts out the good kitties from the bad kitties. Good kitties get goodies in their stockings. Bad kitties get a stocking in their goodies. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! I made a joke!
Speaking of things that make me snort milk out of my nose, check this out. If you don't get a little chuckle from this, well, you may need a funny-bone transplant. Keep your sense of humor today kitties and have a great Monday!
ps - If you have Blogger and haven't updated your...oh I don't know what it's called, but it's the area where you make your new posts - anyway Mommy updated ours a few days ago and everything is do much easier that it used to be! This is a KSA (Kitty Service Announcement) from the Rudester!

33 comments:

Niko and Cloud said...

We think it is sweet you want to help at Beyond My Slab, but we are a little concerned.
Mom was helping us read the blog, and we started from the beginning to find out how she lost her job. Well we didn't get that far, because we got to this post:
http://beyondmyslab.blogspot.com/2006/12/no-longer-cat-owner-farewell-no-more.html
We couldn't find why the kitties were euthanized, but based on her list of kittens and lack of any description of illness, it seems she has had several healthy cats euthanized. This disturbs Mom greatly and so we decided not to donate. Maybe we should have emailed her and asked why they were euthanized, but we just decided to leave her blog immediately. We hope that her situation improves though but feel real bad about the kitties.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

We left a comment there asking why the cats were euthanized. Not to start a fight, but just to ask...

Huffle Mawson said...

That is a very funny LOLcat. I do the super kitteh paws too Rudy!

Forever Foster said...

Rudy-toots, have you thought of blindfolding the Santa?

Milo and Alfie said...

We liked the LOL cat! Hilarious.

We think a healthy cat should NEVER get euthanized ~ NEVER. We don't know wots behind this story so we're not commenting specifically.

The Whiskeratti said...

We luff that picture!!!

Niko and Cloud said...

We aren't positive either if the cats were healthy when euthanized- this lady may be perfectly nice but there was things bout the post that was concirning to us. We is glad Iza Ayla and LC asked and hopefully effurything will get straightened out and the lady will be OKs.
The LoLcat is hilarious!

The Creek Cats said...

That is a furry funny picture, MOL!!!

The Paw Relations said...

We think that Santa is up to something!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

You do look like Super Cat!!!

You know I've stepped in cow poop before and it wasn't that bad.

Purrs Goldie

-d ma said...

just saying the words 'cow poop' is funny.

Noir the Texas Tabby said...

You ARE super Cat-and learning about that nice and naughty list...and the cow poo...well..life is never dull!

Noir

Eric and Flynn said...

I sleep like that too Rudy.
Flynn

DEBRA said...

Uggggg cow poop?
DAt wuz reelly funnie!
Rudy yoo is da bomb!
purrs
Abby

One Cats Nip said...

Rudy you are a supercat! One of super floof at that which give you extra super powers!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Rudy, you don't need to dream you are supercat, you ARE supercat!

The Meezers said...

hahahahaha! you are a sooper cat!

Busby and Raymond said...

Rudy, we have that Santa guy at our house too. I think we should give him a whap and then just walk away and maybe blame someone else for it.

Angel and Kirby said...

Cow poop is bigger than dog poop and you can get it all over you

Fat Eric said...

Rudy of course you are Supercat! Because us big ginger boys are all super. That is some great stretching you are doing there, by the way.

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

You make a fine Supercat!
We love Chezburger. We subscribe to it...it's always is a day brightener for mom.

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Yeah, that dude in red is EFFURYWHERE! Can't get a moment of privacy with our seeing that cherry nosed and cheeky guy! Your juke WAS furry funny! Kudos!!! And mom LOL'd at the cat poop poster!

Sparkle said...

Whap that Santa! He is a big phony and has no power! He lies so he can go all over the world breaking into houses and eating milk and cookies every year.

BTW, I checked out the woman's link and she responded - the two kitties were very, very sick. It made me sad to read it.

The Crew said...

Rudy, you cracked us up..."stocking in their goodies". Good one.

On the subject of Santa, I'd advise against whapping the guy. You never know if the whapee "real" Santa or just one of his fake helpers. This time of year, it's best not to take chances, don't you agree?

George

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hahahaha...dat kitty sed cow poop. We is not sure we would like nature dat much either! Dat sooper cat thing must be a mancat speshulty cuz Speedy does dat too.

Ginger Jasper said...

Loved the lol picture and also the santa pictures.. Hugs GJ x

Furkidsmom said...

We heard Santa is watching us too. We're trying furry hard to be good.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Mom (who is a dud on the computer) wants to know what she should be updating.

The Island Cats said...

Yeah, Rudy, it's hard to be a good kitty when the humans put out those decorations that are so whappable!!

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

The cow poop made Mom snort out iced tea. It was fabulous! hahahaha!

Harry Spotter said...

Rudy made me laugh. That think about the list is true, I know for sure my sister Fiona is on the bad list.

cclark0412 said...

Rudy, you are one supercat, alright! Just the simple fact that you didn't whap that guy in red when you had the chance makes you super! That pic with the cow poop was HILARIOUS!

Thanks for stopping by - hope to see you around!

Hugs & Purrs,
Nico (w/ Austin & JayJay)

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Yeah supercat, give Santa a whap for me!

Fin said...

Update my blogger-thingy? Yikes, hope Mom doesn't crash everything!