June 8, 2007

Tagged, Travel and Tid Bits

The glorious and very Calico Faz tagged me for a very interesting Meme. One word answers to questions. I tried to answer with the first thing that popped into my furry little head.
Here we go!
1. Where is your cell phone? Pfffft!
2. Relationship? Warm.
3. Your hair? Swirly.
4. Work? No.
5. Your sister? Calicos.
6. Your favorite thing? Fake Mousies.
7. Your dream last night? Peace.
8. Your favorite drink? Toonajuice.
9. Your dream car? Parked.
10. The room you’re in? Safe.
11. Your shoes? Nap on.
12. Your fears? Feral.
13. What do you want to be in 10 years? Lap.
14. Who did you hang out with this weekend? DADDY!
15. What you’re not good at? Sisters.
16. Muffin? Love.
17. One of your wish list items? CatnipPlant.
18. Where you grew up? Streets.
19. The last thing you did? Breath
20. What are you wearing? FishyCollar
21. What aren’t you wearing? Shoes.
22. Your pet? Peeve.
23. Your computer? Connect.
24. Your life? Safe.
25. Your mood? Intense.
26. Missing? Mommy.
27. What are you thinking about right now? Peace.
28. Your car? Parked.
29. Your kitchen? Yum!
30. Your summer? SmellGood.
31. Your favorite color? Tunaflesh.
32. When is the last time you laughed? today
33. Last time you cried? today
34. School? Fishies!
35. Love? Home.
I think I will tag my orange pal Oscar!
On to other kitty issues.
My BooBoo is looking much better. The gunk Daddy is putting on it seems to be doing the trick and I didn't want to end up being a conehead so I am not licking it very much. In a home like this, I would never live down the humiliation of wearing a cone. Thanks to all of you nice kitties who sent me good wishes. It looks as though I have beaten the BooBoo!

I still love my fishie collar!

Now - Guess who is leaving us tomorrow night so he can go and see Mommy in O Hi O? Yup, that traitor Daddy - Mr. "I hate to fly." He thinks that I don't know what's up, but between the stupid suitcase and his showing our Uncle Dougy where our food, my gunky stuff for my BooBoo, and litter and toys and extra bowls are, the gig is up. Uncle Dougy is staying with us so someone will be here all of the time and we know Uncle Dougy very well and he's part of the family and all, but Sheesh! No Mommy, no Daddy - I'll be an orphan! "Parker the Orphan," that's gonna' be me...sigh. No 'rents for 4 days. I'm getting queasy just thinking about it. Uncle Dougy is a nice guy, but he does not know ANY of my skritchy places and he is not fond of cleaning our boxes. I don't like dirty boxes and I need my skritchies! Whiiiiiiiiine! Ahem, Ok, I'm better now...

I hope all of you cool kitties have a wonderful weekend. I will try to post via teleport to Mommy since I am not speaking to the man formerly known as Daddy. Find sunbeams, take naps and remember how lucky we are to have homes. Even me. Who has a home. With no parents. Sigh.

At least Mr. Timmy the Turtle will keep me company (his nickname is George).


DEBRA said...


First I am glad that the Boo Boo is healing. *whew no cone head for you!

Oooo how could they both do this? Both go off and leave you?? NO the horror of it all. Well your Uncle sounds like a really nice guy, I am sure he will give you all the treats you need to help you over this ... betrayl.

Parker, the good thing is they'll both be back and soon!

Dont worry. At least you still have George to keep you company.


Faz the Cat said...

Hey Parker, firstly I just love your fish collar and I just love your MeMe too. I especially like the bit about "cars: parked". Absolutely if only they all stayed that way us guys would be a lot safer! FAZ

Tara said...

Parker, I so sorry! 4 days is a really long time! You can teleport over to my place and cuddle with my Mom with me. I can't wait for her to get back.


PS Feel sorry for your Daddy, he misses your mom too!

Ali & Fiona said...

Four days will be over before you know it and you can force your uncle to skritch you, just stand on him till he takes the hint.

Suzanne said...

poor parker! first mommy gone, and now daddy...he seems kind of traitor-ish. even with an uncle to visit, it's just not the same!

you feel free to teleport on over...it's going to be a low key weekend, however mama did buy some catnip bubbles yesterday!


ps thanks for all the loves, purrs and smooches! i know they help!

Caesar and Princess said...

O am very happy to learn that your booboo is getting better.
This was a wondermous list of things
I hope your week-end is restful and serene


The Furry Kids said...

I'm glad your boo boo is healing. Your fishie collar is very cool.

I don't understand why that guy who used to be your dad is leaving, too. That stinks. Your uncle sounds ok, but come on, nobody is better than mom. I think you should probably do some bad stuff while they're gone to teach them a lesson. We've got some great examples on our bloggie. ;)

Earl Grey

The Meezers said...

hey Parker - wif you 'rents gone, you know what that means right?

we is glad your owie is better.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

That stinks that your daddy is leaving to visit your mommy. At least he will make your mommy smile! Hopefully they both come home soon.


Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we're glad your booboo is getting better! but...both of 'em deserting you? that's not nice AT ALL. we do like the party idea though...

Daisy said...

I am very glad your booboo is healing up. You are very very funny - School: Fishies! Hahahahaha. I hope George the turtle keeps you company. If he is no good, I will teleport over and we can play some fun games.

Karen Jo said...

I am really glad that your owie is better and you don't have to be a conehead. I liked your meme, especially the bit about sleeping on shoes. I'm sorry that your Dad is deserting you, too. At least he will be back in four days. Maybe you can teach your Uncle where your scritchy spots are.

Chairman Mao said...

Awwww, Parker, I'm so sorry you're gonna be an orphan, but it's only for a little while. I liked readin' yer one word meme, and I'm so glad your booboo is gettin' better! Onna upside of havin' your momma and daddy gone iz that you can have a great big ol' kitty catnip stoner pawty!!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Marie the Defender said...

Parker, we are glad your boo-boo is all better!

We gonna be orphans next wkend, we've heard mommy and daddy talking about going away somewheres...and we don't like it much at all. So, we totally feel for you!

Skeezix the Cat said...
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Tripper the Psyko Stray Cat said...

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Ben_Benjamin said...

Oh another Milky look alike!!

Opss....sorry, let me introduce myself 1st. Im Benjamin, I have a feline sista, Milky. She look like you...but I have to say that you are BOOOtiifuuul !!

Oscar the Puppy Cat said...

I haven't had time to read your comment. I will come back to it tomorrow. I saw the meme and I will work on it over the weekend. I like these meme's their a lot of fun!

I'll be taking a break for a day or two but will be checking in on your blog daily. Ocsar's blog explains it all. But no worries, only happy thoughts!

As for the kittens. I feel obligated to take two because it was one of our under the house strays that got her pregant. I prefer to adopt older kitties but I just feel like these two babies will get lost in the shuffle and never end up properly cared for or fixed. Alan is still saying to as I knew he would. He doesn't see that we could take any as we have the two outside. He reminded me that we couldn't take Bob so what makes me think we could take TWO kittens. We'll see. I know that he's right, I just wish that we could help a kitty that's not going to get a chance. Listen to me babble! Oh well, have a great weekend. Enjoy your special time with your husband. OH, how far are you from Cincinnati?

Zoey and the furballs (the Zoo Crew) said...

Just remember that the "man formerly known as Daddy" will be coming back and will be in charge of food, treats and scritches again, so don't go overboard snubbing him. Unless, of course, he's one of those who will do everything in his power to win back your love and affection. If that's the case, then snub on!

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

I'm glad your Boo Boo is better and you don't have to wear the dreaded cone!

I know how it feels to be abandoned, my Mum just got home, but she left me for a whole week! The nerve! I am so happy she is home now though. I hope the time goes fast until your Dad gets home from visiting your Mom.

Yoggie said...

I love fishies too!
They are my favorite meal. Here in Sweden they have wonderful fish dishes...

Forty Paws said...

Wow. That sux. We're glad you have George though.

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