The Rudy Report

Hi there kitties - it's me - RUDY! with your Rudy report!

Me and Powder were having a little sun-dance!

After that, I needed a good stretch...

Tail high kitties, that's just how I roll.

There is a rumor that seems to be gaining in popularity. The rumor is that I am going to see Tiffany for a floof de-poofing. Bring it on 'rents, you'll have to catch me first! I'm pretty fast on my paws lately.

Have a groovy Tuesday!

***AAAAACCCCKKKK! Tiffany had a cancellation! I'm going this afternoon! AAACCCKKK! Sneak attack!

Puff's Happy Place

There is a radiator in daddy's bathroom that warms the entire tile floor and I have claimed it as mine. It's 1 degree outside and about a squillion degrees in here. Just the spot to warm the ol' floof and bones. I will not share this spot with my sibs. That's just how I roll...

Parker's Good (and bad) Side

I love lilacs and I love it when Mommy says I look pretty. That's why I like this photo so very much. I think it brings out the soft side of me...
...then I think about Rudy going to the groomers on Friday and I laugh and laugh and laugh...
I guess that makes me pretty and snarky... I like that!

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Between the wrapping (and whapping) of gifts, the mailing of cards, the decorating of the trees, the baking of goodies and a general case of the holiday busys, I am putting my paw down and insisting that the 'rents pay a little more attention to me. And if that requires me to get up on the table and give them the hairy eyeball, well that's what I have to do! I am multitasking here because I am also practicing my "meatloaf-cat pose".

Pretty impressive, eh?

Tattle Tail Tuesday - On Myself!

Yes, I know I have many, many toys, and 'nip, and scratching posts and big trees with whappy things. But sometimes in the glow of the Christmas tree there is nothing like a good rug-scratch to get Mommy's undivided attention!

A Day Without Cats On The Internet??? Ha!

Hey Urlesque - This one's for you!!!

A day without cats on the internet...my Aunt Fanny...

The Rudy Report

I crack me up!

Hi everykitty, it's me, Rudy with the Rudy Report! I have to tell you - when Mommy goes away for the day to spend some time with her girlfriends and Daddy decides to take a nap in the afternoon, it's A LOT of fun to leap in his unprotected lap! I even learned some new words that I cannot repeat here.
That's what he gets for having me neutered. Revenge is a dish best served cold...

Funny Friday

When Mommy went grocery shopping this week she saw this Limo parked in front of the store. She and I agree that if you have the money for a Limo like this, you should have included a cat in the mix. Especially since there is already HAM!!! on board!

Have a fun-filled Friday kitties!

Formerly Feral Friday - Being On The Right Side Of The Door

This is one of my mommy's favorite photos of me ever.

You see kitties, I do this a lot when the door is open. I get up on my back toes and I look out. But I never cry to be let out and I never try to run out of an open door. Mommy says that's because I know it's much better to always be on this side of the door.

(And you know what kitties? She's right!)
Smooches to you and have a wonderful Friday!

Avast! It's Talk Like A Pirate Day!

Gurglin' Marilyn Jones - That's Me Pirate Name, Aaarggh!
Ahoy, after the awful week that it has been me am 'ery happy that today is Talk Like A Pirate Day, gar! I think today is the perfect day t' relax and have a cold be'erage, scratch the places that itch and have a good time. Aye, me hope e'ery kitty out thar has a great Friday - one that's full o' fun and treasure chests full o' 'nip and stinky goodness in golden cans. Aye, me parrot concurs. (Parrot? What parrot? Where is the parrot???)
Here's my post from last year!

Freaky Friday! Hat Edition

Daddy made me wear his hat. Oh yeah, good times...NOT!

Hey Dad, the infamous Paw of Death works on humans too, ya' know! Diamond Doggy thinks he's stylin' in his hat. I didn't have the heart to tell him otherwise.

I don't know how the Cat In The Hat did it.

Better Living Through Chemicals

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We made it. We are tired. We are VERY GLAD we took drugs. 11 hours is a long time for a kitty to be in a kennel in a vehicle. We have already eaten, drank and, uh, you know....used the box!
More later.ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Tagged! And It's All About Me!

I was tagged by Icon Baxter Bentley!
Here are the rules. Each player starts with seven random facts about themselves. Cats who are tagged need to write on their own blog about the seven things and the rules. You need to choose seven cats to tag and list their names. Don’t forget to leave them a comment that they have been tagged and to read your blog!
7 Random Facts About Me…

1. I have the teeniest tiniest purr. And I rarely use it. I am a very happy girl, just not a purring machine!
2. I like to "charge" my sister Powder. I look like a bull in a china shop when I do it. As you may have guessed, Powder isn't too crazy about this "game" of mine.
3. I refuse to jump in Mommy or Daddy's lap when they are sitting in the dining room. But watch out if they are on the couch!
4. I MUST sleep next to Daddy's head at night (right side please!)
5. I will "high five" for treats. I will not "high five" for anything else.
6. I have killed 3 Jade plants in 2 years. They have all been 4 times my size. I am convinced that the leaves were designed to be my personal toys.
7. I have lived with Mommy and Daddy for over 4 years and I still approach food as if I were feral.

Bonus fact - I am sending all of my love and prayers here.

Lessee...I'm going to tag China Cat, DaisyMae, Oscar The Puppy Cat, Merlin, Millie, Stella, and Yao-Lin.

(Stupid) Tiara Tuesday Tale

The Device of Torture

I guess it must have been the rain. The humans were inside a lot, which was a good thing for the most part. We got loved on, played with, brushed, fed treats, had a camera in our face a lot and sat in Mommy's lap while it rained so much that we started thinking ark.
Then the unthinkable happened. Kitty clothing. With a nod of respect to Skeezix, Mao, Daisy and every other kitty who does not mind wearing clothes - we just don't roll like that. Mommy found a teeny-tiny tiara at a jewelry sale in O Hi O and brought it home to see how we would look in it.

So, how did we look? See what you think. First is our little orange Prince Rudy for your viewing pleasure -

Mommy! Noooooo! I Hate You!

Next is me - Perfectly Parker. I am perfect. I do not require a tiara.

Hate.

Hate with the heat of a thousand burning suns...

Where are Puff and Powder you may ask? Well little Powder was laughing her tail off on the window sill. (Look behind me to see her rotten little self). Puff hid in the basement. Mommy is very, very lucky that she didn't get a matching pair of these!