Gurglin' Marilyn Jones...Arrr, that's me name, don't wear it out!
Aye, me am a sea farin', pretty, experienced sailor cat. Nothin' scares me, Me am in'incible, gar!Arrr, mommy has a 'ery busy day today, so this was the best she could do t' help me be like a pirate. We don't have photoshop, so me quad phot' o' me and my cabin boy lookin' seasick will have t' do for now, gar!
Now go and have a good day or I'll make 'e' walk the plank!