The Rudy Report

Hey there kitties, here I am, RUDY! with the Rudy Report. We were all on high alert yesterday because the suitcase came out and Mommy was packing it. We tried to block the door this morning, but it did no good. She is leaving us for a few days. Apparently she has to go hunting a long way from here and won't be home until Tuesday night - that's a squillion naps  from now! Daddy takes good care of us, it's just a lot more fun when they are both here. Twice the laps, twice the chance to mooch treats, twice the warm bodies on the big bed...sigh...
The 'rents had a big garage sale on Saturday and there were a lot of strangers here. The people who go to garage sales are very interesting beans. I'm glad that we don't have garage sales very often!
The garage sale took away from our fun time on the deck. Well, that and some real big storms and wind and cold weather. Where did Spring go kitties? I'd like it back please.
I did have a little fun chasing Puff, I made her scream! And what did I get for my troubles? A huge squirt with the water bottle. No one has a sense of humor around here.

Thankful Thursday

I was thankful this weekend for the sun and the 'nip and a little furmination. Mommy was thankful for something else. I don't get it...

Saturday Caturday

Mommy says that she has a very long list and a bad case of the 'busys' today. And Daddy is taking all of our decorations down! Our tree is being taken outside! SOB!  I was enjoying the last few weeks, I was giving Mommy relaxation lessons on the couch and now all of my hard work seems to be forgotten.
I wonder how many of you kitties are noticing the same thing - You just get the 'rents all trained and relaxed and the next thing you know they've forgotten everything you have taught them!
ps - our purrs and prayers are going to Bobbie she is very ill - please get well soon!

Diamond Has Morphed

Was has happened to Diamond Doggie?

He has sprouted stripes!

He has Zebra Butt! HaHaHaHaHa!
Diamond: Call me names if you must, but I have yummy noms!

The Coast Is Clear...

I pulled the short straw and had to check to make sure all of the strange beans had left our house this morning...slowly I walk...

Rudy "tails" me, Powder and Puff remain cautious.

Yup, they're gone - now lets all have a nap to celebrate!

What The Weekend Holds...

Hi kitties. Weekends are usually something we kitties look forward to here in O Hi O. This weekend is no different. The 'rents are home and proper attention is given to our kitty selves. But yesterday, strange people came over and helped to clean the whole house - they even brought extra vacuums! It was awful! Why did they do this to us? I'll tell you - tonight there is a big dinner party at our house - all kinds of new beans will be here invading our space!

Not happy, not happy at all!

The hots are back too - no deck! And Mommy has to go give some bean baby a shower tomorrow. I tell you what kitties, I hope next weekend has better plans than this one does...

Tattle Tail Tuesday - Puff

Puff is annoyed. When the hots come to O Hi O she does not get to go out on the deck because the rents say it's too hot for us and for them. She'd like all of you to know that she hates the hots. A lot.

Tattle Tail Tuesday

Powder: Hey Rudy, wake up! Mommy bought some special tomatoes!
Rudy: ZZzzzzzz...What? No, leave me alone, I don't like tomatoes!

Powder: OK, but you'll miss the joke...

Powder: They're Cheery Tomatoes!

Powder: HaHaHaHaHaHaHa!

Some beans need to learn how to spell!

Thursday 13 - Stolen Furniture

Why is our sofa in the wrong room and where are its cushions?

This just looks wrong!

Rudy valiantly tries to keep the furniture from leaving.

Puff wonders how she can help.
Brave Rudy - he is no quitter!

Hanging on to the last moment!
But alas, there it goes down the street...

Here's the new stuff. We have a lot of work to do!
I looks too nice and new!

We'll have to get it smelling and furred up just right!
Diamond inspects the new recliner.
He approves!!!

(Our Christmas tree is gone, Yay!!!)

Sunday Stuff With Awards

First of all, you kitties rock! I want to thank every one of you for displaying the American Diabetes Awareness widget on your sidebars. A cure for this rotten disease is something we pray for. So thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!

I am also kind of happy that the Halloween stuff is disappearing. Good bye little pumpkins and scary hanging stuff and the entire 9 trick-or-treaters that came to our home. Yup, we only had 9 trick-or-treaters. Mommy and Daddy were disappointed that there were so few. Now we have about a squillion bags of candy in the house. Mommy does not eat it and Daddy can't eat a squillion bags of candy. I heard talk of it going to a shelter for women. Fine with me, I don't care for sweet stuff.
The Chicago Bears play the Detroit Lions (aka The Motor City Kitties) today. We are a house divided. Don't tell Daddy, but I hope the kitties win!
And there is something very strange going on here...I'll show you guys tomorrow.
Lookie! See what I was given?

I was given this pretty award by Sweet Lovely Ariel

Isn't that so thoughtful of her - thank-you very much!

And the most handsome and charming Tristan bestowed this award to me.
Thank you kind sir!

Smooches,

Was Toonces In O Hi O Last Night?

Here in O Hi O it stays dark outside for a long time in the morning. When we got up for breakfast Daddy got a big surprise when he went outside to get the paper. I'm just glad he fed us first! After he came inside he was very sad and said all of the words on our bad word list - twice!

Someone did not get the memo on not drinking and driving...

One of our pretty pear trees got deaded! If I am not around a lot, it's 'cause the beans are going to be busy fixing up this awful mess. There's a speed limit sign under the tree too!

If I'd Wanted To Join The Circus...

...I'd have moved to Vegas! Get away from me woman!

Formerly Feral Friday - Hats and Hard Drives

The indignities I suffer! I am not afraid of hard work, I had to catch my own meals when I was feral. But Daddy said I had to help him with some of the chores in the garage - OK fine, no sweat Pops, but having to wear a HAT!? I DON'T THINK SO!!!

Puff: HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Parker: You'd better hush, I hear they have a tiny yellow tractor for you!

Mommy: Our hard drive is on life support. Hopefully we will have a new one on Monday. It's hard not having the "innernets" at home!
ps - Parker again: if you haven't voted for me yet PLEASE go here and vote - I'm donating any winnings to Churchill the Cat!

Thursday 13 - Search Words

The More I Know Beans, The More I'm Glad I Am A Kitty

You know what's interesting? Sitemeter search words! I thought that I would share 13 of the more interesting search terms that brought readers to my blog. Beans are funny!

Yackity Yack Pet

Cheezeburger Birfday

Toes in my nose

Dainty fings

Piggy on mommy's stocking

Skinny cat with hanging belly (excuse me???!!!???)

Butt bee ( ewww!)

Better living through chemicals

The big butt family (we resemble that remark!)

What is the difference between Tuna and Merlin (let's ask Dragonheart!)

Yoosed car

Monday comes way too soon

Mommy got Bobs ( I think that was in reference to Bob, the shelter cat!)
And here's the bonus - "Cat bath clean feral" whoever searched for that probably was left with a scratch or two!