The Rudy Report

We can share...really.

allo,bonjour kitties! It's me - RUDY! with your Rudy Report! I thought I'd never be able to give my report again! Mommy is off and running with her new computer, there is a lot to learn, but she's hanging in there. I like that it's fast and I can watch myself on videos and zip through the internets without getting kicked off.

We celebrated Diamond Doggie's birthday on the deck with some 'nip and some catgrass. It was awesome. We have pretty flowers planted and the doors are open so we can sniff through the screens. Bliss, pure bliss.

Here's to a week that keeps your tail high!

The Rudy Report

No...You're In MY Space!

Mingalarba kitties, it's me - RUDY! with your Rudy Report! this was a great weekend, we got the first sniffs of Spring in the air! I had to share those sniffs with Parker, but I guess that there was enough for the both of us. We have never been the type to share anything and the Spring air was no exception. So, all in all it was a win.

What was a bigger win was the chicken and pig that was grilled outside. Little tastes for all and it was very very nommy. Kitties, I think that Spring is not far around the corner for all of us in O Hi O. What a wonderful thought!

Keep those tails high kitties!

The Rudy Report - NOT!

Perfectly Parker Has Returned

Well Howdy kitties - Parker here, NOT Rudy. I am takin' back my blog for a day to tell you how I am doing. How am I doing you ask? I am fine! I am gorgeous, I am cute and full of smoochies. I am interesting and playful. I may or may not have gained a little weight as a result of all of the stinky goodness that has been used to get my pesky brother to eat. I also may have earned the nickname of Hoover since I hate to see food go to waste. I just wanted you all to know that I am still the author of this blog and I plan on keeping my beautiful puss in front of the camera as often as I can in 2011. That's my resolution. And that orange menace in the background? Pay him no mind, he's just there for decoration!
For those of you like me who have to watch your Mommy go back to work after a great week of vacation, I feel your pain. But the 'rents have to do that, someone has to hunt for the green papers, and I am glad it's not me!

The Poutfest Is Officially Underway...

Miss Parker-Pout

Well kitties, it's really going to happen. The 'rents have the suitcases out and our sitter is coming over to go over the rules care and pampering of us. At early o'clock tomorrow morning they head to the airport to take a vacation. Mommy may take over my blog for a few days to show you Kansas City and what we are missing by being abandoned in O Hi O!  Sorry, didn't mean to raise my meow...
I hope they bring back some BBQ for me. I'm going to miss them, sigh...

Hissed Off

It snowed last night.

This snowing business must end. Who do I need to hiss at to get it to stop?

The Rudy Report

Hi! It's me, Rudy, with The Rudy Report! What is up?

I am so excited! There is sunshine and there is warm - right through these doors! The only problem is that the 'rents say that it's still too cold to open the doors. I say they should open them. They could put their coats on, right?

Mommy had a lot of fun in the Mitten state this weekend and we had a lot of fun with Daddy. He grilled HAM! but we did not get any because Diamond is on a diet and if he can't have tastes we can't have tastes. I don't think we should have to suffer just because  of Diamond being on a diet. You should have seen Parker...HAM! in the house and none of it went in her mouth. It really was kind of sad.

I coped with this injustice by hogging all of the 'nip toys and dreaming of Spring.

Have a groovy Monday kitties, pretend that it's Saturday!

Trouble....Oh, Trouble, Trouble, Trouble, Trouble, Trouble...

Oh kitties, I gots trouble...I started going to the litter boxes a lot last night and producing nothing for my troubles...
There's another wicked bad storm coming to O Hi O  AND I have to go and see the VET this morning...Mommy is worried sick about me. She gave me a dose of Cat-A-Lax last night, but it has not helped. Something has me blocked and if you want to know the truth, I'm OK with going to see Dr.Joe. I don't feel so hot.
Any extra purrs you have lying around sure would be appreciated...not being able to, well, you know...poop...kinda sux.
I still send all of you smoochies, after all, smoochies make the world go around!

Thankful Thursday

You want to know what I am thankful for today? A little sun, the ability to be agile and that today is the last day of all of the painting in the living room. Life may be back to normal by Saturday. Oh! And I got a pretty new collar that I can't show you yet because the 'rents are too busy to put it on me...

Just Trying To Blend In...

So, here's what I've had to put up with. It's hard not to be able to snoopervise and it's harder not to have the living room to nap and birdwatch in. Puff is twitterpated 'cause she isn't able to nap in front of the fireplace in her ham-mick. Life as we know it is all cross-ways and wrong! Mommy says to be patient - right Mommy, we're cats, and we just oooooze patience...

We like the new color - it's a very light and breezy green. I just wish they'd hurry up and finish. Oh, did I mention the stinky paint smell? Why couldn't they buy tuna-scented paint? Is that too much to ask?

How about a picture of me on the blog?

How about a stationary lap to sit on?

Throw me a bone, er, ah, a treat here, OK??? It's MY blog afterall!

What The Weekend Holds...

Hi kitties. Weekends are usually something we kitties look forward to here in O Hi O. This weekend is no different. The 'rents are home and proper attention is given to our kitty selves. But yesterday, strange people came over and helped to clean the whole house - they even brought extra vacuums! It was awful! Why did they do this to us? I'll tell you - tonight there is a big dinner party at our house - all kinds of new beans will be here invading our space!

Not happy, not happy at all!

The hots are back too - no deck! And Mommy has to go give some bean baby a shower tomorrow. I tell you what kitties, I hope next weekend has better plans than this one does...

Formerly Feral Friday - Not Happy...

Hey kitties. You know what? Next week at this time the 'rents will be over a thousand miles from O Hi O. And me? I will be stuck here with my sibs and a sitter. This sux. Why do they need a vacation? Aren't I a daily vacation? I mean...well...just look at all this cuteness!

This Has Got To Stop!

Diamond: "HaHaHaHaHa!"

Wordy Wednesday

This pose kitties, is known around here as the "back of disrespect." It is reserved for those times when the 'rents don't do my bidding. I refuse to pose and I even sit at an angle that makes me look as though I have wires coming out of my ears.
They actually think that it's funny that Diamond Doggie has been hijacking my blog! Toes and frootbats and laughing! This must stop!
Diamond: "HaHaHaHaHa"

Tuesday Toesies!

Hey! Those aren't mine!!! What the heck???

Diamond: "HaHaHaHa - fooled you again!

Mancat Monday

'Wazup?

" It's a great fall day, the sun is out, Mom's been liberal with the 'nip and the treats and I've been having a great time here in O Hi O. So what has my little sister been doing?"
"Still pouting...she's such a drag..."

Saturday Caturday - Powder

Powder: "While Parker is pouting about Daddy being away and Mommy is watching the TeeVee and hoping all of our friends in the path of that terrible Ike thing are OK, I thought I would take over the blog to show off my beautiful teensy self in a sunbeam. I hope your Saturday has one or two sunbeams to enjoy. Love, Powder."