The Rudy Report

Well Hello there! It's me kitties - RUDY! with The Rudy Report! What a nice weekend it was, we had very nice weather, perfect for nippin' and lounging. And just when I thought life couldn't get better, the 'rents threw me a big buzzkill. They are leaving us for a vacation! That's right kitties, the 'rents are packing up and flying to our old hometown of Kansas City to visit friends and they are leaving us behind! They get to eat BBQ and we get a sitter. They get to shop on the Plaza and we have to stay home! They get to meet our friends in Brookside and we stay stuck in the house! Sure, sure sure - we get a live-in sitter and she's great, sure, sure sure - we hate to travel and would probably not enjoy the trip, but still - they are leaving us!
I have four days to figure out a way to foil their plans. All ideas are welcome kitties - what should I do?

Thursday Thirteen - O Hi O Edition

I ask you, how cool is this???

There are a lot of new things here in O Hi O that I have experienced. Here are thirteen of them

1. I get to go outside! On our deck! Supervised!
2. The windowsills are very wide, this makes for great naps in the windows
3. The squirrels here are black! I've only seen brown and gray ones before - very cool
4. Mommy is home every single night!
5. Fresh Step Cat Crystals are very hard to find. This makes Mommy mad!
6. Lace curtains. I will not snag them. I will not snag them. I will not snag them.
7. Thundering Herds of Elephants is at a whole new level.
8. They sell Cool Claws here. Yummy!
9. Rudy has been very calm. We think it's all the room.
10. B.B.Q.? Nope. Not even kinda'.
11. I can supervise in the kitchen without getting stepped on, I have my own spot!
12. The living room has enough windows for every one of us at once!
13. We have Buckeyes in our yard. Mommy doesn't like that. She keeps yelling "Go Blue!" I don't get that one...Daddy says she's going to be very unpopular this fall.