The Very Last Thing You See...

...before Puff gives Rudy the smackdown. Notice Puff's raised paw and her tongue sticking out in concentration. Rudy is looking a little too smug for her taste. He may be bigger, but she. is. the. queen.
None of us should ever forget that...

The Rudy Report

We can share...really.

allo,bonjour kitties! It's me - RUDY! with your Rudy Report! I thought I'd never be able to give my report again! Mommy is off and running with her new computer, there is a lot to learn, but she's hanging in there. I like that it's fast and I can watch myself on videos and zip through the internets without getting kicked off.

We celebrated Diamond Doggie's birthday on the deck with some 'nip and some catgrass. It was awesome. We have pretty flowers planted and the doors are open so we can sniff through the screens. Bliss, pure bliss.

Here's to a week that keeps your tail high!

The Rudy Report

 おはよう kitties! It's me - RUDY! with your Rudy Report! I hope your Easter weekend was a nice one. We had the mother of all meats - HAM! and I am here to tell you it was very, very nommy. Parker was so happy about this that she couldn't stay out of the kitchen while Mommy was preparing it. She kept yelling "HAM! HAM! HAM!" That cat sure has a set of lungs on her.

After our feast I was feeling quite generous and allowed Parker to share the 'nip infused Turbo Track with me. We actually played together with no whapping from either side. Hey, it was Easter, I felt the need to be good. Too bad the weather was all rainy and chilly. I bet the Easter Bunny had to wear a sweater!
One more week until the new computer is supposed to be here.
Keep those tails high kitties!

The Rudy Report

Tja kitties! It's me - RUDY! with your video Rudy Report! What you see in this video is our very first time on the deck in 2011. History being made! Parker, Powder and I all have a speaking role. Parker checks out a dead leaf and loves on our lounge chair, oh, and she chases Puff. Me? I'm just being my adorable self. You'll laugh, you'll cry at the injustice of Puff being forced out of the shot and you'll marvel at Mommy's mad film-shooting skillz.
So what else is new? WE FINALLY ORDERED A NEW COMPUTER! It isn't here yet, the Dell beans are saying that we will have it on May the 4th. It only took Mommy six months to make up her mind. Hopefully this old machine we are using will last another few weeks - and hopefully Mommy can figure out how to use the new one.
The flowers are blooming and we are all enjoying open windows and doors. I hope you are having a groovy day. Keep those tails high kitties!

Toysday, Er, Ah, I Mean, Tuesday!

One of the most awesome things that I received from winning the Fido Friendly essay contest is a Star Chaser Turbo Scratcher Cat Toy - lemme' tell you kitties, this toy rocks my socks off (well, it would if I actually had socks on...). It has a little ball in it that lights up when you whap it. And believe me, I whap it good! I play with this toy all the time. It has a place to scratch your clawrz and to rub catnip in it. When I can't sleep in the middle of the night I like to come downstairs and whap the ball it in the dark. The 'rents hate it when I do that! They always yell "Parker, Parker, come here now!" I guess they can't stand for me not to be snuggling with them - they just can't sleep without me! So if you are starting to think what you should ask Santa Claws to bring you for the holidays, you might want to consider this awesome toy. If you have siblings, it's a value added bonus to be able to whap them by mistake when you play!

Tattle Tail Tuesday

There are very few times that we are all together :thisclose: and all be OK with it.

And one of those times is Stinky Goodness time! No whapping, no hairy eyeball, no nothin'. Good food might be the answer to all of the world's fighting. Just give everyone their own bowl of Stinky Goodness and voila! Peace! When everyone is done with their meal, they wash their face with their paws and take a nap. I think I'm on to something here!

Photo Hunters - Three

Here are three of us, Parker, Rudy and Puff - photo taken three years ago, March 2007 at our great old home in Kansas City.

Wordless Wednesday

The Rudy Report

This weekend rocked. We ate stinky goodness and had the 'rents all to ourselves. Parker and I did not fight - not even once!
We were kept very busy with snoopervising Daddy and his cupcakes. He made some for our little sticky-bean neighbor. It was her birthday.

We were willing to send her some stinky goodness for her birthday, but Mommy said that she'd probably like these cupcakes more.

Silly little sticky bean!

Formerly Feral Friday

I don't know how these things happen...

Lookit' her, will ya'?
My Halloween Gizzy! On My Ham-Mick!
Why I oughta'....