My Sister the Hussy

What the H-E-double hockey sticks is going on here?

What's she doing in Daddy's arms looking all cute???
That's MY job!

What a little hussy...

The Orange Menace...

...has stolen MY spot!

Almost Wordless Wednesday

Mommy is leaving this morning to go here.

She won't be back for 3 big sleeps.

You Canadian kitties take good care of her, OK?

We Have A New Neighbor!

Powder: Kitties, this awful! We have a new neighbor. He has moved in with the cute little sticky bean next door. I have always liked the little sticky bean (from afar!) But now, I just don't know...she's... SOB...gone to the dogs!

Meet BooBoo.
See how happy she is?

BooBoo is a little puppy. Not much bigger than Powder!

And he likes to visit on our porch! What's next? Our food? Our toys? Our 'rents?!?

Oh, the horror - They actually held him and loved all over him.

This is unacceptable...

What The Weekend Holds...

Hi kitties. Weekends are usually something we kitties look forward to here in O Hi O. This weekend is no different. The 'rents are home and proper attention is given to our kitty selves. But yesterday, strange people came over and helped to clean the whole house - they even brought extra vacuums! It was awful! Why did they do this to us? I'll tell you - tonight there is a big dinner party at our house - all kinds of new beans will be here invading our space!

Not happy, not happy at all!

The hots are back too - no deck! And Mommy has to go give some bean baby a shower tomorrow. I tell you what kitties, I hope next weekend has better plans than this one does...

This Has Got To Stop!

Diamond: "HaHaHaHaHa!"

Wordy Wednesday

This pose kitties, is known around here as the "back of disrespect." It is reserved for those times when the 'rents don't do my bidding. I refuse to pose and I even sit at an angle that makes me look as though I have wires coming out of my ears.
They actually think that it's funny that Diamond Doggie has been hijacking my blog! Toes and frootbats and laughing! This must stop!
Diamond: "HaHaHaHaHa"

Tuesday Toesies!

Hey! Those aren't mine!!! What the heck???

Diamond: "HaHaHaHa - fooled you again!

Formerly Feral Flying Friday

Daddy is leaving on a jet plane today.

He won't be back for 4 night sleeps!
And to add to my misery, look at my 'nip plant!
The only good news is that it might rain! That would be a very good thing because it has not rained here in over a month. The grass is as dead as this 'nip plant!
Mommy says that I will get extra snuggles from her and that all will be well. So maybe life won't be as awful as I think - I know that I have much to be thankful for, so kitties - here's to a rainy snuggle-filled weekend. Even if Daddy won't be here...Sob!

Formerly Feral Friday - The New O Hi O V.E.T.!

Feral cats don't go to the V.E.T., Formerly feral cats do...

Oh dear, oh my. Kitties, kitties, kitties...do you see what I am on top of? They are files. Of our V.E.T. records. They are on the table because AAAIIIEEE! ALL OF US ARE GOING TO THE NEW O Hi O V.E.T. TODAY!
According to the woman formerly known as Mommy we are all due for our wellness checks. The plan is that we will all get stuffed into our P.T.U.'s this afternoon and, and, and...I just can't think about this anymore! Blood and poop stealing, tooth inspecting and shot getting. There is nothing pretty about this.
Send us good thoughts - I really don't mind the V.E.T., but the rest of my siblings are not as Zen about it as I am. I fear I am in for a very bad day...

Out Of The Closet

Is the sticky bean gone? Are you sure? Do you promise he's gone?

Sorry I did not post this weekend, but it's hard to do much of anything when you are hiding in the closet! I am sorry to announce that I do not care much for 5 year old sticky boy beans. They are loud and they move fast and they jump and they stomp and even though they drop food on the floor, it's not worth hanging around to get it. Diamond says "yes it is!"
The sticky bean left yesterday so life is back to normal here in O Hi O. Mommy says that for a little boy, he was pretty well-behaved. Me and my sibs do not agree with her. All of us hid a lot, except for Diamond and Rudy. It must be a guy thing.
July has not been a great month. I'm hoping August is better.

Formerly Feral Friday - Hi There!

It has been well over a week since I have been able to check in and say hello! I wanted to just pop on and tell you that I miss all of you very much and that it is going to be at least another 4-5 days till I am able to visit and play again.
A new hard drive for my computer had to be ordered all the way from California and then it has to get installed and blah, blah, blah...geeez Mommy, can't you make things go faster?
"No Parker honey, I can't, I'm sorry..."
Take care everykitty! I feel awful that I have missed so many things. Mommy kind of checks on things for me when she is hunting, but she says that her hunting place is very busy and she has to stay focused on her work. I told you she was no fun!

Thursday 13 - Not!

I think whoever owns these shoes needs some odor-eaters!

Mommy has had this photo on her computer for a long time, so she can't thank whoever she got it from. I was going to do a Thursday 13 on all of the bad words that Mommy has been using because her computer is acting up again, but I have to keep this G rated for all the kittens who read. Plus, she has way more than 13 bad words. It's going to be a few days till we have this problem fixed. We are sorry we can't comment much - but trying to comment is like wading through molasses!
What is also bad is our weather. O Hi O is supposed to get a big snow storm tomorrow!

I am not amused about any of these developments, like those shoes in the photo, they stink!

I'm such a little whiner!