June 13, 2011

The Rudy Report

Hi-Dee-Ho Kitties - it's me - RUDY! with your Rudy Report! It's been such a HOT Spring that we have been having to stay inside and dream about the deck. We only got out there one time. I nommed on some cat grass and took a big drink of water. Guess what happened about 5 minutes later? If you guessed that I yakked it all up at the bottom of the stairway, you win!  Mommy says that this week might be a little better, the hots might go away and we can get back on the deck. The sad part is that when the 'rents left us to go on vacation, the catnip plant on the deck bought the farm. Now we have to start all over again with a new 'nip plant. Sigh...
Mommy is still working with our little shelter, trying to raise money so they can offer more services to the great animals that are living there until they find their forever homes. She reminds all of us how lucky we are. So many kitties, so few homes.
I hope all of you have a great week. I am still fat and sassy, big and bad and hard to diaper and handsome as ever. Oh, and modest, very, very modest.
Keep those tails high kitties!

16 comments:

Gemini and Ichiro said...

Stay cool in all your heat!

Sparkle said...

Rudy, that's too bad that your nip plant died. I would consider it criminal that it perished while your humans were out having their vacation, except it's hard to fault someone when they are working hard when they're back home, trying to help less fortunate kitties.

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

We can forgive killing da nip plant, if, and only if, dey get yoo a new one. Yoor mom is working hard fur less fortunate aminals so we can cut her some slack we guess. We still can't figger out why yoor mom is trying to diaper yoo.

Angel, Kirby and Max said...

It is very hot here, too! that is too bad about the nip plant! Hard to diaper? something you want to share?

Angel Prancer Pie said...

We ARE some lucky kitties to have a furever home. Good luck with your mom's shelter. Pee Ess - We got the hots in OK too.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Hi Rudy! Stay cool buddy 'cos yakking is no fun!

Teddy Westlife said...

You are all of those things and more, Rudy Toots!

Mariodacat said...

It sounds like the HOTS got to the cat nip plant while the rents were gone. So sad. I do hope they bring you a new one.

The Meezers or Billy said...

wait, um, you wear diapers?

Dma said...

yay we guessed yakking. do we win something?

Cory said...

What's with this diaper thing Rudy?

BTW...the rule is if your humans kill one nip plant, they need to replace it with 3.

Random Felines said...

Yep - we guessed about the yakking. This is why we aren't allowed on the balcony unsupervised!

Good luck with helping the shelter!!!

Katnip Lounge said...

We hope you got to eat the dried out nip leaves...they're still pretty potent...

DIAPER? Rudy, we don't even want to ask.

Daisy said...

No need to be modest, Rudy, you are one cool dude!

The Island Cats said...

Hi ya, Rudy! The hots went away here and now we gots the cools!! Actually today was pretty nice! Hope you can get out on that deck soon!!

Just Ducky said...

Diaper?