January 25, 2008

Formerly Feral Friday - Where'd I Go?

This is me when Mommy's computer acts up. See how I look all concerned and assaulted by the bad words Mommy used all at the same time?
On Wednesday night Mommy's laptop acted like it was wading through molasses in January. It took many minutes to go from one page to another. Yesterday Mommy took her laptop to where she hunts during the day and the beloved "tech geeks" figured out that her Norton Anti-Whatever was acting bad. Bye-Bye Norton Anti-Whatever! Now we have a new type of protection and we seem to be back to a speed that keeps Mommy from using all of those bad words - and trust me kitties, she knows a lot and isn't afraid to use them! I had to go upstairs and protect my little kitty ears! And what a bad time for all of that to happen! I've been tagged for Memes, Diamond got tagged for a Meme and I don't like visiting my friends and not being able to leave a comment. So...I am going to let Diamond Doggie do his Meme from The Furry Kids first. He's been so excited about doing a Meme that I am afraid if I don't let him, he's gonna' have an accident in the house!
"Well, thanks for putting this photo up!"This meme was created by the charming cats at http://www.petspics.blogspot.com/.
The rules are: you have to post who tagged you and link back to them and then to petspics.blogspot.com. Then you have to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal.What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?
Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!
(This is why we don't let him blog very often!)
1.) I would be the king of the remote control! I'd wait till Daddy was watching the Bears or Cubs or Bulls...and at a crucial point in the game I would switch the channel to Animal Planet !
2.) Butt Sniffing. I LOVE it! I would like to be able to sniff all of the kitties butts with no fear of the Paw of Death - the Paw of Death hurts...a lot...
3.) I think I would like to have had, um..."relations"with a girl doggie, I hear that it's nice, but I can only dream about that since I was "snipped" even before I came to my forever home!
Now I get to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies or whatevers ...I'm going to tag Sushi at Lily's Pad, Mosaic Dawg at Mosaic Cats and Camie at Camie's kitties!
This was fun! I don't know why I don't get to be on Parker's blog more often!


Beau Beau & Angie said...

Oh my goodness Diamond. Yoo neffur got to haf relations? Me neither. Sorry, can't help yoo owt dare. I'll let yoo sniff my butt tho! Bwhawhwhahahah.
~Beau Beau

Dragonheart & Merlin said...

You do look quite concerned in that photo, Parker. We are glad to hear your mom's computer isn't being slow as molasses anymore.

Kaz's Cats said...

Parker, we're glad that your mom's computer is working better now - those bad words make it hard for us angelic kitties to focus.

Oh, and Diamond, we like your 'remote control' wish - that'd be funny. And good luck with dodging the Paw of Death,


Gypsy & Tasha

Ghost said...

Hi, Diamond... I'm a girl doggie who lives with Ghost but I've also been "fixed" so I can't help ya with the "relations". Do the kitties who live there let you near them? Ghost just hisses at me every time she sees me.


Titus said...

Mom's all freaked out - she just got Norton Anti-Whatever for the laptop on Monday. Grrrr. We're crossing our paws now. But it does seem to be working lots better than the other anti-whatever thing she had going.

Diamond, I'm sorry about the picture. That ain't right. I like the remote idea - that would really freak out the dads. Ooooh, especially next Sunday. Imagine - everybody's crashed on the couch watching the Superbowl and then the channel gets changed to Animal Planet. Puppy Bowl anyone? Hahahahaha!
I've often wondered about #3 myself. Dang!

Mosaic Cats said...

Oh boy...this is Mosaic Dawg's first meme! She is going to have to work very hard to narrow it down to just her top three fantasy violations!
Thanks for thinking of her. She will put her paws to the laptop soon!

The Meezers said...

oh sometimes Norton Anti-thing does that - mommy doesn't use it for that reason.

Maybe Diamond Dog should get his own blog!!

Anonymous said...

You do look alittle concerned in the photo.Mom says computer problems stink and I heard some bad words too before.It was nice of you to let Diamond Dog do this Meme.

Diamond Dog my mom says you look adorable in the photo don't worry.
I love reading your answers.They were very funny especially #3.

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

We think that photo of you says it all - you were obviously quite disturbed by what was being said. We are glad the techies got the computer fixed. Diamond Dog our doggies like to be in charge of the remote too. Samwise even sleeps on them. Mommy and Daddy have a saying 'If you cannot find the remote, look under the dog" cause its always under Sammy!

DEBRA said...


We are glad that the compoodle was an easy fix for those techie guys...Momma had heard that dis Norton guy was problem. Sure am glad it's all fixed now.


Benjamin Fuzz said...

hey parker babe...you're looking great...even when you're behind a table leg trying to get away from your mommy's bad words!

our mom knows some pretty amazing bad words, too! when she's having a bad day, she puts on a pin that has these initials on it: SDFH. we're pretty sure you're mommy can figure it out. sometimes mom just says SDFH. or she says the whole thing. either way, she feels better!

finally, we're feeling better here and going to get started with blog again! we've missed you!

ben & lucy
mom toni

Artsy Catsy said...

Parker, it's good to see you! And Diamond, I feel for you, man. I've never had relations either. That snipping thing the humans insist on sure does wreak havoc with a guy's social life!


Cheysuli and gemini said...

When Momma gets mad at the computer we leave the room because there is a lot of really bad words being shouted. I am glad your puter is working again.

Daisy said...

Diamond, you done good on the meme! I think I would watch Animal Planet all the time, too.

We have Norton protection, and it has caused some problems in the past.

ps: Weeble got a Forever home last weekend! Hooray!

Tybalt said...

Way to go, Diamond! Great job with the meme! I like the remote control idea the best, but the "relations" bit . . . I think Loki agrees with you. Every now and then he tries to get frisky with Dana and mommy yells at him . . . I don't know why he'd want to. He was snipped when he was just a lad, like me.

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Parker, you looked stunned in that picture! The words your Mum used must have been very, very, very bad words!

Good job with the Meme Diamond! I wish I was queen of the remote controll too. Then instead of watching all my Mum's weird crime shows I could watch Planets Funniest Animals!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Oh Diamond, my sisfur had "relations" when she was feral and she said dat it wasn't as much fun as yoo might think...all she gots was kittens dat needed to be taken care of! Parker, we get really scared when our mom starts yelling or saying dem bad words. Even more den when dad does it cuz he does it alla time and mom only does it when she is really, really angry. When mom gets really, really angry we all hide. Including dad!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Hi Diamond! You are so cute and we liked your answers.

Shilgiah the Cat said...

My mom says bad words when her computer has problems. However, sometimes I think she is the problem that the computer has. Shhh...do tell her I said that. Diamond is a very cute woofie!

Queen Snickers and Empress said...

We really liked your meme DD! Momma laughed a lot! As for number 3 on your list, both my sister and have been there done that (a couple of times) and its not all that great. It might be different for woofies but momma's not so sure. The woofie who came before was a pure breed Golden Retriever and she had a boyfriend that came over for visits and they only played and never had any puppies. ~Queen Snickers

Jimmy Joe said...

Haha, Parker, you look shocked, I tell you, shocked!!! My momma says bad words a lot, too. It is very embarrassing to have a momma who sounds like a sailor, don't you think? Oh, and Diamond--good job with your meme!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

Mickey said...

Yeah,Diamong does get a tad excited !! :) I'm not sure I would like a big doggie nose in my butt though,hahaha!
I am very relieved to know that my Mom is not the only one to say bad words at the computer! Mom saw the local intenet company advertising a high speed service She was interested until she discovered she HAS it already!!! Plug yer ears! Hahahaha
Purrs Mickey

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!

Poor Parker. Having to put up with that on a daily basis.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Oh boy, Diamond Doggie, I have no idea why they don't let you blog more. Boy, oh boy, shame on them!

Parker, the look on your face tells me your Mommy must know more bad words than I do :-0

MoMo said...

Nice of you to share your blog. Never mind about bad words. You only have to hear it in one language; my SS swears fluently in three!