Mommy: There is a Halloween contest at Skeezix's blog. I think Parker should enter.
Daddy: What does she have to do to enter?
Mommy: She has to wear a costume, we take a photo of her and enter.
Daddy: Really? We're going to try to put a costume on Parker???
Mommy: Yeah, What do you think we should try to dress her up as?
Daddy: I don't know, but I'll get the first aid kit ready...
Here's me after...Dress me up? You're kidding right? You're going to try to get me to put clothes on? That better be one big first aid kit...