March 29, 2007

Thursday 13 Edition 1

Thirteen Things We Do When Mommy and Daddy Aren't Home
  1. See above cartoon
  2. Stare pathetically out of the windows so the neighbors think we're abandoned
  3. Leave cryptic messages in the litter box crystals
  4. Do the Hokey-Pokey on the dining room table - "put your left paw in..."
  5. Strategic hairball placement contest
  6. Gang up on the D.O.G. and make him give us pony-rides around the living room
  7. Re-arrange the throw rugs in a more tasteful decor
  8. Have a karaoke meow-ling contest ala' American Idol - "Start Spreading the News..."
  9. Convince the D.O.G. that the folks are NEVER coming home again
  10. Watch the D.O.G. have a nervous breakdown
  11. Convince the D.O.G. that we're just kiddin'
  12. Two words - indoor gardening, we love re-potting houseplants!
  13. Leave groomed fur on counters, shelves and furniture - such a chic fashion statement!



These are wonderful activities.
We love the strategic hairball placement, that is one of our favorites!! we do not have a d.o.g. so, sadly, no pony rides here.


George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

What a fine art project on that chair! Have you read about mine?
We can't reach both sides of our chair 'cause there's a table in the way, but we've produced an excellent piece on the side that faces into the room. We're very proud of it!


Dragonheart said...

It sounds like you really know how to have fun when your humans are gone!

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Wow, I wish I had a D.O.G. its sounds like fun!


Daisy said...

It sounds like fun at your house! I never wanted a D.O.G. before, but if he would give me a pony-ride, it might be worth it.

Beau said...

Love those ideas!! (Took notes) hahahahahahahah =snort= hahahahahaha!!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

What a great list of things to do. That chair art looks like a ton of fun. I think I'll get started on one now...don't tell mommy, it should be a surprise.

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

I love number 2. Missy did the very same thing last night when we went to a meeting.

sammawow-china cat-willow said...

That is one great list! It sounds like it might be fun to have a dog around. We do like to go on the dining room table sometimes!

Purrrs, China Cat & Willow

P.S. I tagged you today for a meme.
~China Cat

yao-lin said...

*snigger* that sounds so much fun! I bet you do all those things and then some!

Forty Paws said...

We wish we had a D.O.G. to tease like you get to do when the beans leave. Well, uh, no we don't.

We rearrange the throw rugs ALL THE TIME. It's fun to watch Maw fix them.


Luf, Us

Pee Ess. We forgot BBQ on owr smellz list cuz Maw usuhally shuts da door to keep the burnt, uh we mean, smoke, uh, aroma owt. Yeah, that's it.

Luna said...

These are wonderful activities!!
Spring arrived to my Blog come in!!


Beau Beau & Angie said...

Those are great! We totally unnerstand the hanging out in the window to make the neighbors *and owr hyoomans* feel like yur abandoned.

Emma's Kat said...

LMBO! Parker your T13 was great! It had me laughing out loud. Your poor D.O.G., lol! ;)

Big Piney Woods Cats said...

This is some wonderful list. We esp. like the one about the Hokey-Pokey, esp. since you are doing it on the dining room table. Momma hates it when I get up there. I don't know why, I am a very good girl up there.


Suzanne said...

miss perfectly parker, you've got some EXCELLENT ideas about how to keep yourself occupied and entertained!

i would imagine it isn't too hard to convince the D.O.G. that your folks aren't coming home. so gullible!