Showing posts with label Mommy's bad word list is quite long. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mommy's bad word list is quite long. Show all posts

April 29, 2011

Communication Breakdown...Kinda Sorta


We're here, with our new computer. Mommy is learning all sorts of new things. Mainly new words to add to her bad word list. She does like the computer. Did you know that you can't save/edit your Blogger profile with your gmail address? You can use any other address, but not your gmail...the very gmail address that Mommy wanted to switch to so she could lose her Outlook address...WTH?  What she doesn't like about the new computer is that it's way, way, way smarter than she is...
Hope to be back posting soon!

April 5, 2011

Computer Snoopervision

Gosh, I'm breathtaking!
I am having to spend a lot of time snoopervising Mommy and her computer work as we are buying a new computer machine in a few weeks. The one we use now is well over seven years old and it's being held together with bubble gum and spitballs. We have a hard time commenting anymore because this old laptop will freeze up and lose Internet connection if we travel too far or too fast. Mommy has been too cheap thrifty to shell out the green papers for a new one, but even she has lost her patience and she is now researching which laptop to buy for me  herself. One of the chores that I have been assisting with is the transfer of the bazillion photos of me and those other cats (and doggie) that live here off of this machine and onto jump drives. No small feat kitties, it's a lot of time and work to do this the right way. Bad words get used and hurt my ears. So, to re-cap, old computer sux, new computer being researched, hard to visit and comment anymore but this will change, I'm still gorgeous.
Smoochies!
One more look at myself. Stunning!
(What? Doesn't everyone keep a lint roller on their dining room table?)

February 6, 2010

Snowbound!

Wow! Kitties, I have to tell you that here in in O Hi O, the vacation spot of the world, we have a blizzard. We are snowed in! The 'rents can't get out of the house! YAY! There are drifts all up and down our big street and our driveway. Looks like all of the big plans for shopping and errands and stuff will not be happening anytime soon. Daddy is still painting the living room and Mommy is using some words from my bad word list because she was supposed to go out and get some rugs and curtains and stuff to decorate when he was finished.
The best laid plans kitties...
We are saying little prayers for the poor homeless animals -

September 6, 2009

An Easier Sunday

Bonjour kitties!
Mommy got back home VERY late on Friday. I was so happy to see her although there was a little problem...the airplane from Montreal kept her luggage in it's belly so when she flew from Motown to O Hi O she did not have her luggage. And guess what was in her luggage? Well, let's see.. my computer was there...what else...oh yeah, her camera and her car keys!!!
Yes kittes, Mommy broke the #1 rule of travel, she put stuff in her check-on luggage that she might actually need in the event that her luggage wouldn't show up when she did. Now you need to know that Mommy is not a novice flyer and that in her many years of traveling has she ever done something so silly. She said that she did this to have as little as possible on her person to go through customs. She was mad at herself and mad at the airplane for not giving up her luggage especially since the flights were 3 gates apart from each other!!!
We are very thankful to Mommy's best friend who got in her car late Friday night with Mommy's spare car key and drove a long way to rescue and very tired and cranky Mommy. Oh, and guess how long it took the airlines to get Mommy's luggage back to her? 37 hours! Mommy could have drove to Motown many times over to get her luggage in that amount of time.
So today kitties, we have Mommy and my laptop home and life in O Hi O is back to normal. Situations like this make me glad I am a cat!

January 25, 2008

Formerly Feral Friday - Where'd I Go?

This is me when Mommy's computer acts up. See how I look all concerned and assaulted by the bad words Mommy used all at the same time?
On Wednesday night Mommy's laptop acted like it was wading through molasses in January. It took many minutes to go from one page to another. Yesterday Mommy took her laptop to where she hunts during the day and the beloved "tech geeks" figured out that her Norton Anti-Whatever was acting bad. Bye-Bye Norton Anti-Whatever! Now we have a new type of protection and we seem to be back to a speed that keeps Mommy from using all of those bad words - and trust me kitties, she knows a lot and isn't afraid to use them! I had to go upstairs and protect my little kitty ears! And what a bad time for all of that to happen! I've been tagged for Memes, Diamond got tagged for a Meme and I don't like visiting my friends and not being able to leave a comment. So...I am going to let Diamond Doggie do his Meme from The Furry Kids first. He's been so excited about doing a Meme that I am afraid if I don't let him, he's gonna' have an accident in the house!
"Well, thanks for putting this photo up!"This meme was created by the charming cats at http://www.petspics.blogspot.com/.
The rules are: you have to post who tagged you and link back to them and then to petspics.blogspot.com. Then you have to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal.What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences?
Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy! Oh Boy!
(This is why we don't let him blog very often!)
1.) I would be the king of the remote control! I'd wait till Daddy was watching the Bears or Cubs or Bulls...and at a crucial point in the game I would switch the channel to Animal Planet !
2.) Butt Sniffing. I LOVE it! I would like to be able to sniff all of the kitties butts with no fear of the Paw of Death - the Paw of Death hurts...a lot...
3.) I think I would like to have had, um..."relations"with a girl doggie, I hear that it's nice, but I can only dream about that since I was "snipped" even before I came to my forever home!
Now I get to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies or whatevers ...I'm going to tag Sushi at Lily's Pad, Mosaic Dawg at Mosaic Cats and Camie at Camie's kitties!
This was fun! I don't know why I don't get to be on Parker's blog more often!