Flash!

Computer Snoopervision

Gosh, I'm breathtaking!

I am having to spend a lot of time snoopervising Mommy and her computer work as we are buying a new computer machine in a few weeks. The one we use now is well over seven years old and it's being held together with bubble gum and spitballs. We have a hard time commenting anymore because this old laptop will freeze up and lose Internet connection if we travel too far or too fast. Mommy has been too cheap thrifty to shell out the green papers for a new one, but even she has lost her patience and she is now researching which laptop to buy for me  herself. One of the chores that I have been assisting with is the transfer of the bazillion photos of me and those other cats (and doggie) that live here off of this machine and onto jump drives. No small feat kitties, it's a lot of time and work to do this the right way. Bad words get used and hurt my ears. So, to re-cap, old computer sux, new computer being researched, hard to visit and comment anymore but this will change, I'm still gorgeous.

Smoochies!

One more look at myself. Stunning!

(What? Doesn't everyone keep a lint roller on their dining room table?)

Avast Me Mateys!

Gurglin' Marilyn Jones...Arrr, that's me name, don't wear it out!

Aye, me am a sea farin', pretty, experienced sailor cat. Nothin' scares me, Me am in'incible, gar!

Arrr, mommy has a 'ery busy day today, so this was the best she could do t' help me be like a pirate. We don't have photoshop, so me quad phot' o' me and my cabin boy lookin' seasick will have t' do for now, gar!

Now go and have a good day or I'll make 'e' walk the plank!