The Bunny Band!

The Rudy Report

Ciao kitties! It's me, Rudy, with the Rudy report. As you can see, I have been busy dreaming that I am Supercat! It's no dream, I really AM Supercat! Parker: "Only in your dreams you silly orange menace!"

What is disturbing is that this Santa fellow has been messing with my little kitty-head. He's everywhere! And he keeps telling me "SHHHhhhh!" He's SO whappable.  

I really ought to let him have it, but there's a rumor around here that he's keeping some type of list. A list that sorts out the good kitties from the bad kitties. Good kitties get goodies in their stockings. Bad kitties get a stocking in their goodies. Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha! I made a joke!

Speaking of things that make me snort milk out of my nose, check this out. If you don't get a little chuckle from this, well, you may need a funny-bone transplant. Keep your sense of humor today kitties and have a great Monday!

ps - If you have Blogger and haven't updated your...oh I don't know what it's called, but it's the area where you make your new posts - anyway Mommy updated ours a few days ago and everything is do much easier that it used to be! This is a KSA (Kitty Service Announcement) from the Rudester!

Formerly Feral Friday

I'm getting ready for the big game tomorrow - staking out my seat, so to speak. That's right kitties, it's time for the boys in maize and blue to host those "Oh How Mommy Hates O Hi O state" boys in a game of football. I'm choosing to stay in my kitty cube in case Mommy yells and throws pillows and things. I'm not sure if this is proper behavior for a Formerly Feral Kitty, but I think the cube will keep me safe! It's really the only time she gets worked up about sports. Michigan and O Hi O state are bitter, bitter rivals and from the time she was a kitten, she was raised to love those U of M boys and hiss at the O Hi O boys. Daddy says he thinks it's very funny we would come and live on O Hi O!
Today at her hunting place beans are able to dress in beautiful Maize and Blue or whatever colors those O Hi O people wear. It's also the day that the hunting place gives turkeys to their employees and Mommy is one of the beans who help hand them out - over 3,000 birds!
She'll be decked out in her Michigan gear giving those O Hi O peole the bird!
HaHaHaHaHa!

GO BLUE!!!

Tattle Tail Tuesday On Friday

Parker: Hey Mommy!...
Rudy's being negative again!!!
HaHaHaHaHa - I crack me up! Have a great Friday!

Blowing Bubbles

Mommy blew bubbles at us. I got annoyed and took away her wand. Does that make me Nobee Wand KaNObee Kitty?
HaHaHaHaHa...I crack me up!

Formerly Feral Friday - Doggie Style!

Ha-Ha-Ha! You thought you were going to see Parker!

Instead you get me - Mr. Frootbat on Friday!
Admit it, this was worth the trip over, right?

Éirinn Go Brách

Siegfried and Roy wish you all a very Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Here's a riddle from Siegfried and Roy -

Q: What do you get if you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck! HaHaHaHaHa!

"Go mbeannai Dia duit"

(May God Bless You)

I Really Crack Me Up!

First of all, Moe, Mindy and Bono, thank-you for thinking of me and giving me this great award!

I love it!

Now, pardon me, but does anykitty have some Grey Pawpon?

(Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha...I crack me up!)

For My Friend Derby - 'Tocktober

Happy Birthday Derby!

We're showing off our 'tocks in celebration of your birthday...
Whatta' hind end this one has!
Dude - I smell London, I smell France, I smell...ewww!

Thursday 13 - What Daddy Did in Florida

I think all of you know by the incredible amount of pouting I did lately that my Daddy left me to go to Florida. But you did not know why he went. Here are 13 things my Daddy did on his trip to Florida.
1. He flew in big airplanes. He does not like to fly, so this was a lot like my Mommy shoving me in a PTU and going to the VET! Except she had to drive him to the airport and listen to him cry about the awfullness of it all.

The handsome man on the left is my Grandpa - he turned 90 years old last weekend. That's why Daddy agreed to get in a PTU. 2. They had a party and ate birthday cake and HAM!!! Without me... :(

3. My Grandpa was in the Navy at Pearl Harbor on the day it got attacked, so they looked at old news articles about that awful day. 4. Did I mention that they ate HAM!!! without me already? 5. They posed for photos wearing Chicago Cubs Floppy hats that Daddy had bought for my Grandpa and Grandma. 6. Daddy said he perspired a lot because it was very hot and humid in the Sunshine State. 7. He also took many, many showers because of #6.

8. Daddy played tennis. Poorly. 9. As a result of playing tennis, he had to buy a new pair of tennis shoes because his old pair fell into pieces. 10. He took a lot of Ibuprofen after he played tennis, I do not know why. 11. He got to meet a nephew of his that he had never met in person before. This was very exciting and cool for Daddy.

12. He watched the moon through the palm trees at night. If he would have been in Miami, would he have been watching the "Moon Over My Hammie"? HaHaHaHaHa!

13. He missed me. It's good to have him home!