Friday Funny

One of these "tails" is not like the others...

The Rudy Report

YAWN!!! Hi-Dee-Ho there kitties, it's moi, Rudy, with the Rudy Report.

You really have to have a sense of humor to live here with the 'rents. They decided to make meatloaf for dinner. Daddy is the resident meatloaf maker in the house. He has a specific way that he likes his meatloaf. I'm not talking about ingredients here, I'm talking about appearance. Not too skinny, not too fat - with just the right color and attitude...

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HaHaHaHaHa!

And yes, we all had a little taste!

Thursday 13 - What Daddy Did in Florida

I think all of you know by the incredible amount of pouting I did lately that my Daddy left me to go to Florida. But you did not know why he went. Here are 13 things my Daddy did on his trip to Florida.
1. He flew in big airplanes. He does not like to fly, so this was a lot like my Mommy shoving me in a PTU and going to the VET! Except she had to drive him to the airport and listen to him cry about the awfullness of it all.

The handsome man on the left is my Grandpa - he turned 90 years old last weekend. That's why Daddy agreed to get in a PTU. 2. They had a party and ate birthday cake and HAM!!! Without me... :(

3. My Grandpa was in the Navy at Pearl Harbor on the day it got attacked, so they looked at old news articles about that awful day. 4. Did I mention that they ate HAM!!! without me already? 5. They posed for photos wearing Chicago Cubs Floppy hats that Daddy had bought for my Grandpa and Grandma. 6. Daddy said he perspired a lot because it was very hot and humid in the Sunshine State. 7. He also took many, many showers because of #6.

8. Daddy played tennis. Poorly. 9. As a result of playing tennis, he had to buy a new pair of tennis shoes because his old pair fell into pieces. 10. He took a lot of Ibuprofen after he played tennis, I do not know why. 11. He got to meet a nephew of his that he had never met in person before. This was very exciting and cool for Daddy.

12. He watched the moon through the palm trees at night. If he would have been in Miami, would he have been watching the "Moon Over My Hammie"? HaHaHaHaHa!

13. He missed me. It's good to have him home!

Tattle Tail Tuesday - The Royal Deck

Mommy and I had a little argument about posting this photo. I won. She couldn't believe that Daddy brought a TV out to the deck so he could watch the Cubs play baseball and lay on the lounger and do guy things like drink beer and say bad words when the Cubs did not win. Diamond thought that it was great fun and we kitties wandered in and out all day. You can see me way in the background. Rudy tried to stay on Daddy's lap since he was still trying to suck up all of the sympathy in our three surrounding counties. Puff and Powder went between the deck and the kitchen where Mommy cooked a meatloaf, had a glass of wine and watched movies in between cooking. Mommy said that we look like a bunch of, well, I can't say what she said, but she suggested that we would not mix well with the royal family.

Mancat Monday - My Brother Rudy

As the handsome, dashing and fearless mancat of the family, I feel that it my duty to warn everyone of what I have discovered living under our roof in O Hi O...

We are living with a Cereal Killer!

Run for your life Diamond!

Happy Father's Day Daddy!

If it wasn't for my Daddy, I would never have known what the words love and home mean. Thanks Daddy for putting the word formerly in front of feral to describe me.

Daddy is my protector, my food and treat giver, my yak cleaner-upper (sometimes) and my litter scooper. He's my best friend, my nap buddy and my favorite bi-ped in the world!

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY DADDY!
Love and smooches, Me...

Tattle Tail Tuesday

It's a rainy day here in O Hi O. This means that Mommy won't be able to ride her bike to her hunting place today. But that's not my tattle, I could have another tattle about the furry state of my Gizzy quilt, but that isn't it either.

The tattle is this - when she takes off down the driveway, daddy hums a tune from The Wizard of Oz. Think Elvira Gultch coming for Toto...! (Hoo Boy, he's gonna be in trouble now!)

ManDaddy Monday, IDYA - DUYS

I took Anastasia's last dare! I sweet-meowed my Daddy into dressing up like the true turkey he is! He is going to eat Diamond Doggy's toy hamburger! Do you think he'll really do it? I hope not! I don't think plastic would taste very good, even with a lot of catsup and mustard! And if he ate it, squeaky and all, he would make a weird sound every time I jumped on him - I don't think I would like that.

Thanks for taking up the dare Daddy! I love you! Even if dress like a turkey!