June 27, 2011

The Rudy Report

Heyello kitties! It's me - RUDY! with your Rudy Report! Nomming on nip was the thing to do this weekend! We were all liberally dosed with the home-grown stuff and we went to town! (Well, not literally to town, that would have not have been fun), but you get the idea! The hots were on the mild side and that's a good thing.
I seem to have sprouted a squillion mats on my back and butt, so I have to go and see Tiffany soon. She is a busy and popular groomer, so my date with her isn't for a few weeks. In the meantime mommy is unceremoniously hacking away at the mats with scissors when I am eating (I don't mind as much when I am eating). Let's just say that mommy should keep her day job and never aspire to become a stylist...my back looks like I ran under a mower!
Anyhow kitties, have an awesome week - keep those tails high and remember to lay on the love to your 'rents. Where would we be without them?

25 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I shall and enjoy your nip! I think Gemini would refuse to eat if the Woman did that to her!

Angel and Kirby said...

Have a great Monday, Rudy!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Ah yes, the nipfest went on here this weekend...and hopefully thru the week!

Sparkle said...

Homegrown nip - how fun! I'll get to have my own someday... hopefully... whenever these nip plants get big enough!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

:sheeesh: Run over by a lawnmower?Home grooming is the pits!

Huffle Mawson said...

If you mean lay on the love by biting them, then yes I am!

Teddy Westlife

Admiral Hestorb said...

mommy said to tell you we still loves you kittieds but her still has a big hurty so we be back for our regular visits soon. We sowwy.

Mr Puddy said...

Rudy, Nip is always great !!
xoxo

-d ma said...

i hear the mower look is in this year.

Fuzzy Tales said...

Home-grown nip is the best, of course!

Will you for a lion cut? You'd look pretty cute with one, Rudy!

Mariodacat said...

You long-haired kitties are so handsome and bootiful, but I'm glad I don't have to go to a grommer (whatever that is().

Athena said...

I'm glad I don't get mats! It would be nice to be floofy, I think, but I wouldn't like mats.

Brian said...

Hello Rudy! I hope those mats are easy to go away, I know they can't be fun!

Katnip Lounge said...

Rudy, nip is the BEST! You're lucky to have a groomer girlfriend. My 'rents torture me at home.

xx Johnny

Forty Paws said...

Yes, Obi has had Maw whack on some of his mats. He isn't overly thrilled about it either.

It was WAY hot here. We will trade places with you!

Luf, Us

Prancer Pie said...

Nipfest! One time i overdosed on dried nip and yakked it. Mom's real cautious bout the nip, now. Have a pawsome day.

Prancer Pie said...

Pee Ess - We luv the Rudy Report!

Daisy said...

I kind of wish I could see your haircut...

Repositório said...

We love nip!!!!!

The Crew said...

Oh man Rudy, I am so with you on this! My back is all patchy after Mom attacked me and SHAVED my mats!!

Max S.

Fin said...

We'd be knotty and matty without them...

The Island Cats said...

Rudy, you sure look like you're enjoying your nip! Probably why you don't mind your mom hacking away on those mats on your backside.

Derby, Ducky said...

Lucky for us we don't get mats!

Lilly Lu, Iris and Maxwell Mufsa Millon said...

Rudy the same thing happening to me but i got to take a nap when i get the buzzz

Maxi

Teri and the cats of Curlz and Swirlz said...

Oh noes, surreptious snipping? Well, you don't want to look like you 'sat on a cupcake' do you? Hahameow (Ps: at the vet's where Teri works, that's what they call ummm...messy bums)