January 25, 2010

The Rudy Report

What's the haps' kitties? Rudy-Patootie here with the Rudy Report!

Goodness gracious sakes alive! Aren't I gorgeous? Even when I'm bad, I'm good! Look at those paws, those ears, those eyes...the floof! YIKES - I'm the whole kitty package...but enough about me and my splendor. It was a wet weekend here in O Hi O. Rain and rain and rain - all of the snow is gone, just in time for more snow in a few days. At this rate I will never get out on the deck. Speaking of the deck, I have what the 'rents call "cabin fever". Every time they go upstairs I run after them and sit by the door. Then I say "meow, meow, meow, MEOW" - which, as you know, is kitty-speak for open the door! NOW! The 'rents say "No" - which, as you know, is kitty-speak for "we are too stoopid to listen to you". And if that isn't bad enough they made 15 bean soup for the weekend. What kind of stoopid food is that? Food with 15 beans in it? Does that make them cannibals? Get it? Beans eating beans??? HaHaHaHaHa! I crack me up!
Anywho...I hope you kitties are all doing well, we've about got January over with and soon Parker will be all about Valentine's Day and swooning over a certain psycho tabby. She's such a little love-sick kitty.
Mommy is leaving us to go green-paper hunting in another town for a few days. I like it when she goes for a little while, Daddy is a lot more liberal with the treats. But I will miss her giving me skritches, she knows all the good spots!
Asta la' pasta kitties - keep your furry side up!

39 comments:

Melvin the Teacup Himalayan said...

Daddy's are ALWAYS good for more treats! Good luck to your mommy on the green paper getting.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We don't like it when mom is gone, dad just doesn't do stinky goodness right, forgets our treats and doesn't scoop...at all! Oh, Sadie sez hubba hubba on da floof.

Milo and Alfie said...

Hi Ruders,

Yoo made us larf out loud today! Thanks!

Huffle Mawson said...

You made me laugh Rudy :)

Kea said...

Yes, you definitely ARE the whole kitty package! Some of us here have cabin fever too...right, Nicki? And we're really glad January is almost over and done with too, though mum says there's still two or three months to go before the weather really gets better. I dunno...that seems like a LONG time to us!

Good luck to your mum and I hope your dad gives you LOTS of extra treats!

MISS PEACH ~(^.^)~ said...

I meowed so loud when I read this I nearly spit up my Party Mix Rudy!! You do have a way with words that cracks meup!

Forever Foster said...

You crack us up too, Rudester!
And you truly are a hunk a hunka burning gingerliciousness.

Daisy said...

Rudy, you are looking extra-floofy today!

The Creek Cats said...

Rudy, your report was super funny and made us laff and laff! And yes, you are super gorgeous!

Marg said...

Rudy you are hysterical. And we have the cabin fever for sure. We drive our bean crazy. We want to go out, then come right back in, then go out again. We just figure that maybe it had stopped raining. We hate rainy days. And Rudy you sure are the whole package. You are just gorgeous. Watch out for all those women.

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for that weekend update, Rudy!

Eric and Flynn said...

Yes you certainly are the package Rudy. What ladycat could resist you looking into their eyes like that.
**note to self** must practice the Rudy look in front of the mirror.

The Meezers and Billy said...

great report Rudy!!!!!

The Whiskeratti said...

You are certainly a gorgeous and regal kitteh, Rudy.

Cory said...

Oh...I think you and my sister Ginger belong together!!! Ha!

I feel your pain...mom made ::gag:: lentils this weekend....sigh.

-d ma said...

har har har... excellent bean joke.

Brian said...

What a beautiful picture & a great report...enjoy your extra treats while Mom is away!

The Furry Kids said...

That's a super mancatly picture of you. Dads do dispense treats a whole lot better than The Mom types.

EG

Sammy and Andy said...

You are one totally handsome dude, Rudy.......and thanks for another very informative report....we always enjoy them. We hope you will soon get to go outside. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Cindy said...

You are the whole package! You are gorgeous.

One Cats Nip said...

Wow you are soooo totally handsome!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Rudy, you should have your own sit down/lie down comedy show...

Gracie said...

Hubba Hubba! Rudy, you are one handsome dude!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Excellently floofy floof today Rudester!
Cabin Fever is the word around here too.

Furkidsmom said...

MOL @ beans eating beans!! You really are quite the Floofy ManCat!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

MOL @ beans!!! You sure are a silly kittie! And btw...you ARE the total package!

Lynx217 said...

Such a handsome ManCat too!

Angel and Kirby said...

you are gorgeous! That was a good joke!

Tristan and Crikey said...

Our Dad is a sucker for pathetic meows! He hands the treats over like nobody's business! Hee Hee!

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

You truly are gorgeous!
--JB

Busby and Raymond said...

You might be glad your Mom is leaving town for awhile after eating all that bean soup! xoxo

Pierro said...

yeah, daddys are good at giving too much treats haha
Rudy you are huge, wow. I can't get so puffy.

bonks for a little bit of sunshine. We had a lot of rain and then suddenly the sun came out. It was amazing almost too bright!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hey Rudy!! Yup, you are a good lookin' hunk of a cat!~!!!!!! heehee
Sorry your Mom is leaving, but the guys know how to look out for each other ;) heh,heh,heh
15 bean soup? Mom is curious,are there 15 different beans?? She uses 6 beans and thinks your folks sounds neat!!!!
We say 'pass the treats' !!!!
Purrs Mickey, Georgia Tillie

Harry Spotter said...

You sure are a beautiful floof and fur kitty. Our daddy is more generous than our mum too.

Grrreta said...

You are pretty hilarious! That is a gorgeous picture of you! There is a little kitty drool on our computer screen now.

MoMo said...

Yep, Rudy, you are one gorgeous kitty with a great sense of humour thrown in.

Derby said...

Rudy you are quite the package. I like to keep my furry side up too.

Gemel said...

We would swap if you feel like so heat, we are melting here in Oz.
Pixie and Spirit x

Debra Taylor said...

Enjoy those treats, Rudy. You are really lookin' good!


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