March 9, 2009

The Rudy Report

Hi Kitties! It's Rudy the Floofmeister here with your Rudy Report...
While the sun never made an appearance, it was still quite warm and we took full advantage of the warm breezes blowing across our deck.
It was the perfect kind of weather to give yourself some face skritchies on the brick. Heaven, I tell you, just heaven! (see me smiling?)
Daddy dug a garden, Puff and Parker got furminated and Mommy said "Achoo" a lot. There was Stinky Goodness on Sunday and some little tastes of Chicken on Saturday. Mommy said she was not going to try and Furminate me because she says I have a big surprise coming on Wednesday. I wonder what the surprise is?
Parker: HaHaHaHaHaHa, Rudy's going to the GROOMER on Wednesday!
Rudy: WHAT!?! NOOOOOO!!!
Parker: That's right you floofy, orange-matted menace - You are Groomer bound - HAHAHAHA!
Rudy: I...I...I...I'm signing off for now!

37 comments:

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

if the groomer is like the beauty shop it's pretty fun! honest!

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

meemsnyc said...

Awwww, that is an adorable smile!

Mr. Black said...

Nice photos, Rudy!

I've never been to the groomer, but I know it can seem scary. But, you'll feel so good after it's all over! It must be hard having to take care of such beautiful, thick fur. I'm lucky that I have a crew cut.

Karen, author of "My Funny Dad, Harry" said...

Don't worry Rudy, the groomer will make you look gorgous!

Forever Foster said...

Could this be Parker's payback? Hahaha!

Poppy Q said...

Aww Rudy, are they goin to make you look like a lion again?!!!

VampyVictor said...

Hahah Rudy do not hide too hard!... you know they might give good massages.. they are professionals.. not like the rough house ones that the momma and daddas can give sometimes :P
V-V

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Sorry to hear that Rudy. The groomers, I mean. You had such a great weekend though. Concentrate on that when they are de-floofing the nether regions.

Purrs, Goldie

The Island Cats said...

Thanks for that report, Rudy! We hope the groomer doesn't shave you too much (oh were we suppose to tell you what the groomer does)???

Gandalf and Grayson said...

Take a chill pill, Rudy. Maybe it's just a Rudy Rumor.

The Meezers said...

RUN RUDY RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!

quiltcat said...

Hi Rudy. What a beautiful smile! Meowmy ordered a furminator 'cause Fuzzy's starting to get mats...it's that time of year, he's shedding his thick coat of underfuzzies and they get all tangled up in the top coat. Hope you don't mind the trip to the groomer too much...Meowmy took Fuzzy once 'cause he got very badly matted (he stopped grooming himself when she went away for a week shortly after he came to live with us) and she took him to the groomer at the vet place in case they needed to sedate him, but he loved it! And afterwards, he felt like plush velvet!

Princess said...

Oh Rudy-kins, I am sorry you have to go to the grooomer. You look so happy, how adorable you are. I hope there is not fighting or biting involved.
Love and purr, Prinn

Alasandra said...

Rudy, we thinks that going to the groomer must be like when Mommy bean goes to the beauty shop. She seems to like it very much so maybe you will like it too. Don't let Parker scare you. ~S,S, C & F

-d ma said...

groomer? i don't even know her.

The McFurry Kids said...

Wow, Rudy! That's a big smile!

It sounds like you guys had a pretty good weekend. We hope your mom's feeling better!

Love,
Tazo

Angus Mhor said...

Just think how handsome you'll be, Rudy! Just don't let'em put any of that perfoom in your furs. Girls like to do that for some reason.

Hey, I missed you!

Daisy said...

Good reporting, Rudy. I'm sorry you have to go to the groomers. But I guess it's better than mats on the butt!

Tom Cat said...

I've never been to the groomer, one of the families I went home with for a bit shaved me on their own, its not even grown back right the whole way yet even months later. I think you're lucky to be going to professionals!

Tristan Tabby Cat Longtail said...

Um...that's your deck? Don't like sneeze or hack up a fur ball or anything, or you might fall off.

The groomers doesn't not sound like fun. No it does not. My sympathies, dude!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh no. Are you going to get shaved?

Angel said...

Oh, Rudy, we cannot to see your gorgeous self when you return! You do have a great smile!

The Army of Four said...

FURMINATED?!?! Oh, NO! And the GROOMERS for you!!? Oh, Rudy, what a horror story you're painting! I've never been to a groomer, but I have encountered the evil FURminator. Oh, I feel for you. Seriously. Dude. I'm sure Ammy would let you hide under the dining room table with her if you need an escape.
We'll keep an eye out for you.
Play bows,
Zim

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Oh Roody Toody thats awful you have to go to the groomer. How scary!
We can't wait for the warmer weather & to get the Furminator out again! Mom will only use it outside because of how the fur goes flying all over!

The Creek Cats said...

Sounds like a great weekend! But, oh no, Rudy.... we are so sorry to hear you have an appointment with the groomer!

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun, Rudy!

Furkidsmom said...

We loved seeing your smile The groomer sounds scary to us, but we know you're a brave Mancat and you'll do fine.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Two Sisters said...

Hi Rudy, we like to face scritch on bricks too, they're the best!

We don't know what a groomer is, but maybe you should hide under the bed!

Ana said...

hehehe, those are great pics, Rudy! :-)

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Rudy, da one dat came before loved da groomer! We ain't neffur been der but den none of us has long, thick, gorgus floof like yoo do. We do love being furminated tho, even Zippy. She don't really need it, but heck, it's more mommy time and we get masawjes while she does it.

Eric and Flynn said...

You looked so happy giving yourself face scritches, then it all got spoiled by hearing about the dread groomer.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Rudy the Floofmeister, those are wonderful pictures of you! However, maybe you should have rubbed your furry mats on the bricks instead?

I'm sorry Parker told you about your ACK! groomer visit on Wednesday, but I guess that's her payback to you. Ack ack ack!

Fin said...

Oh no! The groomer!! Well payback is a - female dog.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Looks like you enjoyed your day outside Rudy!!!
I bet the groomer was Parker's idea!!!!! hahahaha
Purrs Mickey

MaoMao said...

Awwww, Rudy! You look like yur having a wunnerful time out there by the brickies in the sunnyshines! And ACK, the groomer? Good luck! You're an orange floofball like Brainball. Momma zoom grooms us Ballicai a lot and gets lots and lots of kitty floof!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Tuck said...

Ahhh! Run and hide Rudy! I've never been to the groomer but it sounds scary!!!!

milocat said...

What a smile!