February 23, 2009

The Rudy Report

Hiya' kitties, Rudy Tootie Fresh and Fruity here...
Newsflash -it's cold and snowy here in O Hi O! Big shockeroonie, right? I have been staying warm by furring up the new furniture.
There's been a rumor around here for a few weeks that I am going to have to go to the groomers and get the mats out of my butt. I remember last year when that happened. It was not a lot of fun. At least the groomer is a nice lady. More on this to follow...
Mommy and Daddy slow cooked BBQ ribs yesterday. We got a little (sauceless) taste and Mmm Mmm good!
I have not been being mean to Parker - but she had the nerve to challenge me to stare down on Friday! Daddy broke it up before it got physical - and between you and me, I think she's planning some kind of revenge for the Boo-boo I gave her. Do you think I should be worried about this?

33 comments:

Southbay Girl said...

Rudy...mats around your butt!! Blossom has those as well-we do not!!! Sorry you might have to go to the groomers to have them removed-that sounds horrible!!

Hi parker!!!

Kodak, 3 perf and Blossom

Poppy Q said...

Rudy Toots, I hope they take it easy on your trouser furs and don't give you a breezy shave.

Smooches

Cat Street Boyz said...

Rudy, if you have to get shaved...Parker will have so many jokes....her revenge will be swift so hopefully you won't need a buzz cut! You can always hide out at our place Rudy=^Y^=the Cat Street Boyz

Tracey and Huffle said...

I think you should be a little worried Rudy. After all, you did scar Parker.

Huffle Mawson

Forever Foster said...

Parker will probably strike when you're least expecting it. Try and take it like a mancat, Rudy.

Daisy said...

I think getting your butt matts shaved off is enough revenge for Parker!

WillThink4Wine said...

Be afraid, Rudy. Be very afraid. Parker is just biding her time! She will be snickering and making sure the papparazzi get some good shots of you bald butt! :)

-Gandalf and Grayson

Eric and Flynn said...

Hope you don't lose your furrs to soon. You need them to keep warm. A cold butt is not a good thing.
We think you are right to be worried. We think Parker is just biding her time, and when the time is right, you better watch out!

Alasandra said...

Rudy, we thinks you should keep an eye on Parker. She may be plotting revenge for the boo boo.

We have an award for the blog, since the blog has Parker's name on it you can tell her she got an award from us and maybe she will forgive you for the boo boo. ~S,S,C & F

The Island Cats said...

Rudy...we don't think Parker forgets stuff like getting booboos...so we think you should watch out!

Cory said...

Hmmm, maybe when they shave off your butt furs, they will give your claws a bit of a trim too...that will keep Parker safe from more boo boos and she can plot her revenge. Whatever happens, we're betting that Parker will enjoy every minute.

The Meezers said...

if i were you Rudy, I might be werried about revenge. I hope you doesn't haf to get a lion cut or anything - Sammy

-d ma said...

be worried. be very worried. good luck with the mats out of the butt adventure.

castle diva said...

Getting shaved might be all the revenge she needs.

Ms. P and Cinza

Monty Q. Kat said...

Girls hold a grudge, dude.

Cat with a garden said...

Oh no, Rudy, they will definitely shave you this time only for Parker to make fun of you. This is going to be COLD!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I so hope you don't have to get your mats shaved. I hate having my bum furs trimmed so much! You and Parker should be nice to each other!

milocat said...

Rudy ... those matts need getting out! We send our sympathies!

We don't want to take sides over the Boo Boo - 'cos we scrap sometimes too. Praps you could both say you're sorry. It's just a thought ...

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Speedy's never given one of us a boo boo but if he did, well, der might be revenge involved. Maybe laffing at yoor shaved butt will be enuff. Sorry dude.

The Creek Cats said...

Oh no, sorry to hear about having to go to the groomers for a heiny shave!

Thanks so much for the purrs for Cal!
XOXO

The Furry Kids said...

Sorry about the groomer threat. That is no good!
I'm not sure about Parker, but I might keep my guard up a little more in the near future.

EG

Shadow / Molly said...

Rudy I wud worry bout Parker she may plot sum revenge on yoo fer givin her an ouchie. Troo gets dem mats too, the mom is finkin of takin hims to a groomer soon too!

KitKat said...

We want to thank you all of you for your prayers and kind words for our dear Normie. Your support has been overwhelming and has brought us so much comfort. Thank you for being there for us through this difficult time.
Normie's Family

Sunny's Mommy said...

Rudy, I wouldn't worry about Parker. Just as long as your Daddy and Mommy are around, cause I know they'll protect you from any revenge Parker might try to dish out ;-)

Princess said...

Hey fresh and fruity boy! I think this is the year that you should get the rex cut!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

stay warm honey pie!

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Nan and =^..^= said...

Hi Rudy, good luck with the mats... I guess we're lucky to be short haired...
your friends in Maine, Brody =^..^=, Polly=^..^=,
and Ellie May=^..^=

JB's Big World said...

I hope you don't get poked too much with the mats. That can't be comfortable. Good luck!
--JB

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

We think ya should be worried Rudy. That boo-boo on Parker still hasnt healed. Ayla says she would like ta come ofer an spray ya fer that!

Grrreta said...

Rudy, I think you might want to sleep with one eye open.

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

I'm still trying to figure out why woo O hi O residents keeping snagging all my Pawsylvania snow!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Furkidsmom said...

We don't get mats, but they sound awful. Butt shaving sounds even worse!!! I would make sure Parker doesn't get the flashy box if you have to get your butt shaved!!

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Fin said...

I hate a butt mat... wait they shave you?!!