January 26, 2009

Mancat Monday - The Rudy Report

Hiya'!
It's me, the Rudester, with my Monday report. It was quite an exciting weekend here in chilly, snowy O Hi O. Here's the latest...
Mommy keeps trying to groom me because I am getting mats on my hips again. Let's just say it isn't going well for her.
Someone stole all of our living room furniture on Saturday! It has been replaced with new stuff that smells weird. I tried to keep the old furniture from leaving, but I lost that battle. More to follow on that fierce encounter later this week.
If your 'rents ever order Chinese food, make them order scallops that have bacon wrapped around them. Not only do they taste great, but they make a great ball-like toy when taken directly off of a plate!
One last piece of news and advice - never, ever, lay downwind from your dog brother when he has eaten a small piece of garlic beef beforehand. Deadly fumes are sure to happen.
Make the most of your Monday - This is Rudy Tooty Fresh and Frooty signing off!

48 comments:

Tracey and Huffle said...

Very interesting report Rudy. I will be sure to keep downwind of any dogs who wander into my house.

Huffle Mawson

Poppy Q said...

Rudy dude that is a great picture of you looking real spiffy.

Ymmmmm chinese food.

Pablo said...

Wow! Who says that winter weekends at home are dull?

Alasandra said...

We will have to visit you for the scallops wrapped in bacon as the Mom is allergic to scallops and not likely to buy them for us.

Your Daddy is very nice to brave the freezing weather to feed the birds and squirrels. ~Socks, Scylla & Charybdis

The Island Cats said...

You had an exciting weekend, Rudy...we 'specially like the idea of those scallops...mmmmmmm!

Jennifer said...

Scallops -- those sound yummy! And if food can double as a toy it's even better!
--Tuck

quiltcat said...

Hi Rudy. What a great potrait of a handsome cat! Fuzzy has long fur similar to yours and he's gotten good about letting Meowmy brush him when he's being snuggled in her arms, so she tries to brush him every day. Sometimes he has to give her an almost-bitey if she pulls one of his mats too fast, though! Enjoy rubbing your fur and your face all over that new furniture!

The Creek Cats said...

Rudy, thanks so much for your advice on the woofie. We will make sure to keep that in mind!!!

Honey P. Sunshine said...

diamonds booty's not fresh and frooty

Milo said...

I have to keep upwind of Alfie ALL da time - as he is very windy! Tee hee!

Tybalt said...

Rudy, you may want to tone down the gingery handsomeness a bit. I don't think mommy can take it.

I am appalled that someone stole your furniture and replaced it with stuff that doesn't smell right! If you need help hunting down the culprits, the twins and I are at your service.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Hey Rudy,lookin good dude!!
Quite a weekend you had! Thanks for the info on the scallop balls,heehee
The doggie farts...ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
Your folks gave away your furniture :o
Oh the nerve!!!!!!! Hurry and rub all over the new stuff!!!!!!
Purrs Mickey

Cory said...

The only thing I ever stole off the table was a cornish game hen...they are still talking about that one! Ha! I'll hope really hard that they order the scallops and bacon thingie so I can try stealing that! Have your rents tried the furminator thingie on your fur yet? It works great and we all kind of like it.

-d ma said...

excellent report rudy. and i love them bacon wrapped scallops.

Two Sisters said...

Rudy we would not like it if someone stole our furniture - it is just the way we like it - all broken in and furred! Our beans like Chinese food too but they never get anything you can play with!

Cheysuli and gemini said...

My what an upsetting weekend. Now you will have to do all the work of scenting the new furniture

The Meezers said...

Chinese foods are yum!!! sorry you lost the battle of the couch!

Daisy said...

Rudy, I can always count on you for some important advice!

castle diva said...

Rudy, you're looking very majestic in that pose.

Ms. P and Cinza

michico*Adan said...

Very Very outstanding picture!!!

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Good picture of you Rudy! Very interesting Monday report! Mom has a kitty friend that gets mats real bad so she can sympathize with you. That kitty doesn't like them and once he got the dreaded "lion cut" to take care of them!

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

Our brofur Napoleon gets mats, too. He is not happy when he sees any grooming equipment. Actually, none of us are..especially the claw clippers.
We got a nice letter on Saturday from Wayside Waifs and wanted to thank you again!
~ Timothy, KittyBoy and Malachi

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Hi handsome Rudy! We think maybe it is a good idea to stay upwind, or at least away from da back end, of dogs after dey haf eaten any kind of bean food. Who stole yoor furniture? Did yoo call da K-9 squad to find it? We hadded a little bit of bacon on Saturday but it wasn't wrapped around any scallops, it was just sitting on a plate.

Eric and Flynn said...

You are looking exceptionally handsome Rudy. We have never tried scallops but they sound yummy. We have got our own sofa so no-one had better try stealing it. Mum says no-one else would want to sit on it anyway because the vishus deer seems to be moulting and we have to keep lots of our furrs on it too.

Katie and Mea said...

Rudy, do you have a Furminator? My brother from another mother, Kitty who is Persian, gets mats on his hind legs and hips unless he is Furminated often.

I think we have a bird feeder mainly so that we have entertainment, and also it helps the birdies. :-)

Kellie The Orange Cat said...

Oh Rudy - you should let your Mum brush you - it can be very, very wonderful! It is like getting a massage.

I like your Rudy Reports, they are very informative!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

wow, that is a lot to digest...kinda like the garlic huh. ha ha ha
i can't believe someone stole your furniture! did they replace it with exact replicas? hm, my beans never share their Chinese with me. I'll have to fix that. Thanks for the tips.
It is also a good idea to stay upwind from my daddy after he has eaten Skyline Chili coneys...

The Furry Kids said...

Wow! You guys had a busy weekend. Sorry about the different and smelly furniture. That is just wrong. That scallop thing sounds like fun. hee hee Hope you guys are staying warm!

Love,
Tazo

PS - As far as e*ntrecard, we had some weird glitch and were having trouble with our dashboard. And we got sick of waiting for it to be fixed. Plus, we got virus alerts from some sites. Mama's a little bitter about the whole thing. hee hee

DEBRA said...

Rudy tooty fresh and frooty...hahahahahahaha...that was grate Rudy. Momma about fell off her chair...good portrait of you.

purrs
Abby

Kiddo said...

Always good to hear your report, Rudy!

Kiddo

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Take those mats, Rudy, and put them all over the new furniture!!! That will be really, really fun!!

Purrs Goldie

Cat with a garden said...

What a weekend! The new furniture must be covered with your smell, Rudy. So much work! But at least they gave you nice food - or you took it... And then that smell issue, eeewww!!! Boy, there WAS something going on at your house.
Glad you reported,
Siena & Chilli
P.S.: I don't like to be groomed either but I guess it's better than to get it cut off. That wouldn't look so good on you, Rudy... Purrs, Siena

Cliff and Olivia said...

Nice tip about the scallops. We'll tell the humans. We got a new stove today. We were not amused, so we know how you feel about the furniture.

The Crew said...

Rudy old friend, tell me more about these scallop with bacon things you speak of. They sound delicious!

Max S

Hannah Fanna said...

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The Whippy Curly Tails said...

Yikes your furniturez been stolen! Just like here ... Only we got this really great brown sectional ... A Miss S favorite! We really miss the old brown leather recliner. Mom said bye bye old boyfriend memories ... What's that about!?!

Purrs,
Miss S
& The Whippy Curly Tails
=^,,^=

Ps. Parker, Little Bunny thinks you are very very handsomest ... Pfft, she just ran off cuz I tolds U!!

The Whippy Curly Tails said...

Rudster ... Little Bunny thinks you are hott! Ick ... She ran back to nip me.

MIss Simba Kitty!

Sunny's Mommy said...

Thanks for your report, Rudy Tooty Fresh and Frooty. Wow! You had a lot of stuff happening this past weekend :-0

PS: You might want to cooperate with your Mommy trying to brush you. You don't want any of those handsome mancat furs cut off.

Hansel said...

mommeh found mats on meh tadeh. her was so shocked. i laffed at hers face.

Fat Eric said...

You ALWAYS look handsome Rudy, we have never seen a bad picture of you.

Thank you for visiting me on my blogoversary!

JB's Big World said...

My mom had to get rid of most of our old furniture when we moved because my sisters and I wrecked it! hee hee.
--JB

Derby said...

Scallops with bacon? What dish is that? I don't think mum has ever come home with something like that.

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Hi Rudy, you look marvelous.

Parker, thanks for visiting us. We always appreciate your friendly and upbeat comments.

~J&B

Sweet Praline said...

Good luck on the mats, Rudy. My mom keeps finding them on me, too.

Country Cats said...

That is good advice. I don't have dog brothers but my two brothers Kaleb & Teal'c will eat ANYTHING and they sometimes have the stinkies too.

Fin said...

I hate a hair mat! Poor Rudy!

The Army of Four said...

Hi Rudy. You're very handsome for a cat.
I felt compelled to tell you that.
Love,
Ammy

Lux said...

You're so handsome, Rudy! thanks for the interesting report!