This represents about 1/40th of what was furminated off of us on Sunday.

"Why yes, I'm stoned, why do you ask?"

"I think I see little pink mice over there."

"I'm too stoned to check it out."

"Wow, I just had a flashback!"
Powder just nods out.
And here we have Puff in a nip-induced coma.
"Which direction is rehab?"
"Parker, you got any more stash?"
"No man, I'm tapped."

"My skin feels all crawly!"
"Maybe if I do the Monty..."
"Here's my one-eyed Monty"

"My incredibly nipped out face."

This is as close together as you will ever see these little nipheads.

All in all we had a great afternoon. Mommy had to have a glass of wine after we finished getting furminated. Rudy has to be stoned to allow her to brush him. He really hates it, but will allow it if he has his snout in the nip. All of us took very, very, very long naps after our grooming. And for all you Mommy and Daddy beans out there - get a furminator. Mommy said we feel so soft and fluffy now and all of our undercoats are gone. We feel marrrrrvelous! (And Hungover!)