Hey - Mommy! Are you in there? If you are, please come out! I miss you! Is Daddy in there too? If he is, bring him with you! You've been gone long enough! Come home! I think your romance getaway has gone on long enough! There's a kitty here in serious need of some skritching from the two of you!
See! Diamond and Powder are just hanging out in the parlor. Being good.
And just so you know, it wasn't ME who put the bunny ears on Diamond!