July 12, 2011

The Rudy Report

'Sup kitties? It's me - RUDY! with your late Rudy Report! The 'rents were slackin' and that's why my report is a day late. Never mind that Mommy worked at our little shelter - I ought to be a priority!
Daddy was the hero of the weekend and gave us some deck time. Mommy, well, she'd on my list because I hear that I am going to the groomers next Monday. Unceremoniously dumped off in my PTU for a shave and a haircut. That's no way to treat a rockstar like me. Never mind that I won't let her comb me - never mind that I have mats on my butt and my back...I don't wanna' get shaved! 'Rents...sigh...
Anyway, it's hot and I am told that I will feel much better after I have the mats gone. I think I feel fine now!
So kitties, just don't be like me and let your beans brush you.
Keep your tail high and mat free!

25 comments:

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Oh I love my brush! And you look very good now Rudy!

Gemini

Sparkle said...

But Rudy, I LOVE being brushed! I don't think you are giving it a chance. It feels GOOD!

Huffle Mawson said...

I don't get brushed but I have short sleek furs so I don't think it matters.

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Hey Rudy I can appreciate da bad feelins bout getting brushed an cut. I got my mane cut an I'm due for a brushin on my belleh. But go in da PTU??? NO WAY! Come ofur here I'll brush yoo instead.

~Angie

The Meezers or Billy said...

we love being brushed, but we unnerstand if you don't.

Admiral Hestorb said...

i love being brushed but mommy does a bad job and i have knots. when she gets both hands back...i will have to go get my legsshaved!!!

Fuzzy Tales said...

Rudy, we enjoy being brushed, especially Derry, so we've never had to go for a haircut. But angel Chumley, whom we never met, used to get matts quite badly on his hind end and wouldn't let the mom brush him. He'd go to the groomer's a few times a year and have his hind end and tummy shaved, but he LOVED being shaved! He'd lie on his back, all his legs in the air and let the groomer have at him with the clippers. But she had to restrain him when it came to the brushing. LOL.

Good luck, we know you'll feel much better afterward!

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

Rudy, wiv or wiv-owt mats yoo'd still be handsome. Smoochies.

From yoor fans, Milo and Alfie xx

-d ma said...

well there is the opposite end of the spectrum... i think diego-san needs to go to some 12 step group for combing addiction...

Furkidsmom said...

We all love being brushed. We're sorry you have to be shaved but we're sure you will feel a lot better afterwards.

The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

Forever Foster said...

If they ruffle up your furs after your day at the spa, that will be very rock star.

Random Felines said...

We don't likes to be brushed either but thankfully we are mostly short haired and haven't been threatened with the haircut yet. We hope you are OK!!! :)

Mariodacat said...

But, you will look more gorgeous than ever when you come home from the groomers.

Ginger Jasper said...

You will feel much better when its done.. I am terrible about letting mum and dad brush me but am trying to be better about it.. I think you will still look fabulous though my friend.. Hugs GJ x

Flock O' Fuzzies said...

We wish Bailey would listen to your advice. She hates being brushed but because of her long fur she needs it. Don't feel so bad. Every six months Bailey gets shaved too. We would make fun of her but she tends to smack.

jmuhj said...

We love our brushies, too, Rudy! We line up for 'em and it's like a forest of cattails around here when the brush comes out. But Sammi, "The Maine Coon Man", did get quite a workout this morning --oh, those stubborn base-of-tail mats!

Brian said...

You are looking mighty fine Rudy! I have short fur, so I don't get mats, but I sure love that brush!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I am sorry to hear about those mats, Rudy. No fun at all!! Your butt will feel so much better though nude!!!

Purrs, Goldie

Tillie and Georgia said...

Rudy,too bad you do not like brushing!! It feels like a body massage :) You will like not having butt mats and if you are shaved, you can have fun flashing the girls ;) heeheehee
Purrs Tillie and Georgia

Angel and Kirby said...

RUdy, my Mom is talking about me getting a shave and a hair cut. Is it scary for an old kitty? Mac

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

We heard a rumor somewhere in the blogosphere about the big trim coming up for you. Mom catsit's Patches and he has to get those cuts too because he has horrible mats and his mom isn't great about grooming. He loves his lion cut when he gets it.

The Island Cats said...

Well, we hope you get lots of treats after you get that haircut, Rudy.

Derby, Ducky said...

Stay cool!

Prancer Pie said...

Good report, Rudy! We think bein shaved might feel good if ya haf the hots like we do! Good luck!

Teri and the cats of Curlz and Swirlz said...

We are kinda glad all we have to put up with is baths! Teri remembers when she got her first Cornish Rex cat way back in 1988, that the vet she worked for said with a smile 'At least poop will never stick to their butts', hahameow!