On this stinkin' hot Friday the 13th, I'd like to wish my 'rent a very happy birthday. She's a good 'rent and she loved me from the second Daddy introduced us. She's made sure I have a forever home full of love and everything a Formerly Feral could need or want. Aside from taking pictures of me that makes me look like I have a pine cone growing out of my back, she's 'da bomb!
Happy Birthday Mommy, I love ya' more than tuna jooce!