::Whispers:: Psssssst, kitties, over here!
It's me, bad kitty, er, ah, I mean Rudy, with the Rudy Report!
I got in trouble this weekend. I was feeling very frisky and chased my sisters. A lot. I may have even ambushed and attacked them. I might have even pounced a little. Even Diamond was getting tired of breaking up all of the little kitty spats that I started.