March 8, 2010

The Rudy Report

Hi! It's me, Rudy, with The Rudy Report! What is up?
I am so excited! There is sunshine and there is warm - right through these doors! The only problem is that the 'rents say that it's still too cold to open the doors. I say they should open them. They could put their coats on, right?
Mommy had a lot of fun in the Mitten state this weekend and we had a lot of fun with Daddy. He grilled HAM! but we did not get any because Diamond is on a diet and if he can't have tastes we can't have tastes. I don't think we should have to suffer just because  of Diamond being on a diet. You should have seen Parker...HAM! in the house and none of it went in her mouth. It really was kind of sad.
I coped with this injustice by hogging all of the 'nip toys and dreaming of Spring.
Have a groovy Monday kitties, pretend that it's Saturday!

41 comments:

Gandalf, Grayson, Whitey and Gracie said...

Ham. So near and yet so far. Bummer.

Poppy Q said...

Oh noes, you were all deprived. Poor little kitties.

Daisy said...

Well, I guess smelling some hams is better than no hams at all!

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

Sounds like a great weekend! Sorry about it being ham-free though!

Forever Foster said...

You are a very good brother to endure the ham diet with Diamond. It must have been rough!

The Creek Cats said...

Grilled ham!! Sorry you didn't get any, furiends!

Marg said...

Rudy, you give a good report. Won't be long until the door will be able to open. Spring is not far off. And that is too bad about no Ham. Maybe next time. Have a great Monday.

The Island Cats said...

It makes it so hard when somebody is on a diet...then everybuddy loses out! Our mom opened the window for us yesterday, but no doors for us yet, either!

We waved to your mom!!

Alasandra said...

No Ham!!!!!! (shuddering). We are sorry for all of you. ~AFSS

Mariodacat said...

Well, Rudy, my peeps won't open the windows either. It's not fair. You right, they should open windows & doors and keep their coats on.

Kea said...

Rudy, no ham?!? Aggghhhh! The nip toys look pretty cool, though!

The Paw Relations said...

No hams? That has to be punished!

Brian said...

Oh no, poor Parker, and you too, no Ham, bah humbug!

The Meezers and Billy said...

::GASP:: NO HAM????? That is just WRONG

The Whiskeratti said...

Yeaaa Spring! And that no ham thing? PLEH! Unfair.

-d ma said...

it may not be fair but i'm glad you all are showing support for diamond.

Cory said...

That is so not fair...but I do see teeth marks in your nip rainbow! The weekend wasn't a total loss.

Cat with a Garden said...

Why, it is NOT Sunday anymore? We're glad to hear your mommy had a good time.

Angel and Kirby said...

Yeah for sunshine and warm. It will soon be warm enough to open the doors!

Busby and Raymond said...

We always enjoy the Rudy Report! We were sorry to hear about the great injustice of the ham though. Your Dad should NOT get to eat things that you guys can't eat. Especially if they smell delicious while he is cooking them.

Eric and Flynn said...

That's not fair that you didn't get ham because Diamond is on a diet. We would have sulked all weekend.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Ham in the house and none for you?! No open doors. I'll say that's an unjust weekend...

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Grilled Ham and not a taste to be had?!? That's pure torture!!! We are glad the sun is shining here too and it's going to be on the 50s through Wed, then upper 40s the rest of the week! We like your 'Nippy Rainbow!

JC said...

I think you handled it well ^,,^

Jacqueline said...

Rudy, you are such a handsome kitty=we love your fluffy furs...Sorry about the ham tease, but we're glad you had nip to help you cope!...xo...Calle, Halle, Sukki

Sammy and Andy said...

We are so sorry you didn't get any ham......it's really not fair for the 'rent to have ham and not allow y'all any....:) Parker, we bet when your mom is around when there's ham, you'll get some. xxxxxxx

TK said...

Poor sweeties- no ham.
You are styling there Rudy!

Cat of Nine Tales said...

Ha, ha, ha! I'm laughing at myself because I thought you said the other day your Mommy was going to a Mitten s-a-l-e and I thought...okay, that's fine...mittens are good. But now I reread this and realized it was the Mitten s-t-a-t-e!! I'm so silly...Maybe it's because I don't eat ham! Thanks for your report Rudy!
~Lisa Co9T

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Really, not fair, just because Diamond put on some wayte is not a reason to torture kitties. Yoor dad should haf snuck some to yoo guys while Diamond was out doing his biznis!

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Poor Rudy! Not fair not to get a little taste of ham! I see where you put the bitey on you nip rainbow...very good Dude!!

Admiral Hestorb said...

you all should have come over to my house. Mama made bacon and gave me several shreds of it. I'd share and I'd love the kitty company.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Oh boy!!! We had some sun this weekend and today too ! It was a little warm too WOOT!!!
WE are shocked that you kitties were denied HAM :o Poor Parker :( Tell Diamond to hurry up and loose some weight,heehee
We see your Mom was AWOL too :/
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

Ginger Jasper said...

Oh no Ham in the house and you didn't get any.. Thats awful... HUgs GJ x

ABBY said...

Oh you poor dears no hams....time to leave the Dad a surprise in his slipper.

purr on
Abby

Furkidsmom said...

You had ham in that house and you didnt' get any????????
:::faint::::

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

awww honey, i'll give you ham.

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox

MoMo said...

What? No ham for the kitties? Definitely not fair.

Fin said...

Sounds nice!

A few Good Cats said...

We love those 2 portraits of you, Rudy! The first one shows off your floofy tail so well.

Milo and Alfie Marshall said...

We can see the teef marks in yoor nip rainbow, so we guess yoo enjoyed it! We love ya, Rudy!

Ayla and Iza, said...

Oh, you should have gotten tastes... That's not fair. If ya can smell it, ya ought ta get a taste...