September 14, 2009

The Rudy Report

Waz'sup' kitties? Here it is, your Rudy report...
Well, as most of you know, we had a nap-fest with Mommy this weekend. That was pretty cool and I hate to see her go back to her hunting place today. But I'm glad she feels better and can go earn some green papers to keep us in Temptations! But guess what? Daddy caught a terrible cold on Saturday and he's all sneezy. His sneezes are not as cute as our kitty ka-choos are, (and his are a lot more gooey - eww!)
You know what else? Some kitty has been very, very bad. Look at this screen on our porch door!
Terrible, isn't it? Replacing the screen was on Daddy's to-do list yesterday, but he felt so rotten that he's going to have to wait 'till next week. I am told that here in the good ol' US of A that you have a right to remain silent if you are accused of a crime. So, that's what I am going to be...silent. And I also hear that you are innocent until proven guilty. So that's what I am, innocent. And there is no proof, no photos that I am the kitty who has commited the crime against the screen door.
I do remain on house arrest. Sigh...

44 comments:

Reese =^..^= said...

Rudy, I think a squirrel must have done that to your screen.

Goldie, Shade and Banshee said...

I know it wasn't you Rudy. Never you, how could they even think that?

::whispers:: nice work though

Purrs Goldie

Tracey and Huffle said...

Those evil squirrels are not to be trusted. Seriously.

Huffle Mawson

The Whiskeratti said...

Squirrels. Definitely squirrels.

Hansel said...

uh oh, i think mr. chick-a-dee came to visit didn't he.

Furkidsmom said...

We're going to agree that it was those evil squirrels. We know you would never do anything like that.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

The Creek Cats said...

So sorry your daddy is feeling yucky now! Hope he feels better soon!

That's what happened to our screen door last year. It's been on our dad's to do list ever since. It's still not been done yet :( Hope he does it soon so we can enjoy the fall weather!

The Island Cats said...

Oh man! And my mom got mad because I put some little claw holes all over the screen...wait til I show her what you did...or what some cat did!

Hope your dad feels better soon!

Wally

Alasandra said...

We are sure you are INNOCENT and it is very rude of the beans to falsely accuse you Rudy. Hope the beans feel better.~S,S,C & F

Pablo said...

Uh-oh...

Cindy said...

Tell me you didn't
Cindy

Cory said...

Definitely the work of squirrels. The thing is...even if we're good, some of us remain on hours arrest anyway. I've been on house arrest my whole life. So not fair.

Purrs to your daddy.

CCL Wendy said...

Those holes in the screen almost look like a kitty head and two paws (one either side of the head)! I guess it could be evidence to see who fit in those holes the best. What do you say, now, Rudy? Do you want to make a plea deal?

We hope your Daddy feels better soon.

Gandalf, Grayson and Whitey said...

You're not serious, Rudy. They do not believe that you are capable of such a thing. We have it on good authority that there are Evil Squirrels and Vishus Deer that were recently seen in O Hi O!

The Furry Bambinos said...

Glad to hear that you all took good care of your Mommy this weekend. Now, if you take good care of Daddy, both of them would know that such good caretaker kitties would never do such a terrible thing to the screen door.

But if you would like to demonstrate your technique, we'd love to see it!

Padre, Panda Bear, Meerkat, and Cookie and Caramel

-d ma said...

here's your alibi rudy (if you need one): that looks an awful lot like diego-san's work. i've got pictures you can use as evidence too.

The Meezers said...

wow, those squirrles are shur evil to eat your screen like that!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Holy Bast-those were some horrible moths to do that to your door!

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

oh i think i saw some OTHER cat sneak in there and do that, none of y'all, i'm pretty sure i did...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxo

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I am sure it wasn't you--after all you can go out when you want right?

Shilgiah the Cat said...

You know, I lived in a place that had clothlike screens and the birdies were always trying to get parts of it to build nests. Maybe some big pigeons came by and ripped your screen up so they could make a warm nest? Yeah. That's it ;)

Forever Foster said...

*whispers* you da man, Rudy!

JC said...

So, did you get outside before they noticed the screen?

JB's Big and Small Worlds said...

I think SomeCat broke into your house and did that to the screen.
--JB

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

MOL! We can be your Affurneys if you'd like. We KNOW you're innocent!!! Hope your dad feels better!

The Army of Four said...

Well, how do your bipeds know it wasn't an outside job? Maybe somecat tried to break IN through the screen!
Play bows,
Zim

Eric and Flynn said...

Wow! That Nott Me certainly did the business on your screen.

Angel and Kirby said...

Whatever kitty made the hole in the screen, did a good job of cleaning up the stray furs! We hope your Dad's cold gets better soon.

♥Da fambly cat-a-blog kitties♥ said...

Just don't say a word and everything will be just fine.

Cats~Goats~Quotes said...

Uh-Oh
I am with you. Keep quiet about everything!
Glad your Mommy is better, and hope your Daddy is all well by now, too!
~ Napoleon

Cat of Nine Tales said...

What's this? Pleading the 5th? You may need to seek representation...or else get your claws clipped.

Daisy said...

Knot Me done it. Definitely!

peggy and The Cats said...

We had a raccoon do that to our porch screen. Seriously. Mom put "hardware cloth" up along with the screen when she fixed it. Now all that gets in are lizards and baby snakes :)

SeaThreePeeO said...

We know that you're innocent. It's obvious that the screen door did that it itself!

CatLadyDiary.com said...

Oh I'm sure it was some wild animal like a racoon or beaver. A cat would never do that.

LC, Ayla, and Iza said...

We suspect weasels. It is well known they got sharp claws an strong teeth an love ta eat screens!

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

YAY for your Mom feeling better,but BOO for your Dad with gooey sneezes!!
Yeah, you must have rats or something trying to get in your house,heehee
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Sunny's Mommy said...

I am sure Diamond Doggie did it! I know for a fact none of our cats would do something like that. Only a doggie would ;-)

The Kitty Krew said...

Boy, those squirrels in O Hi O are vishus as well as evil! Look what they did to your screen! Wow.

We're glad your mom is feeling better, but sorry your dad is sicky. We're purring for him now too.

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

Derby said...

Healing purrs to the sneezy man. I don't like when mum sneezes either.

Fin said...

Does look Rudy-sized...

Danielle said...

It would take a vvveerrryyyy bored cat to accomplish such a mess. I think it was a squirrel.

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Danni

Sunny's Mommy said...

I'm glad your Mommy is feeling better. I hope your Daddy feels better soon.

I don't understand why you're under house arrest, Rudy. I know you aren't the perp!

Misha said...

How come you get the blame? You look perfectly innocent to me!