March 13, 2009

Rudy's Report Card

So...I guess we get report cards now when we get groomed. Let's see what they had to say about Rudy-Toots...(you can biggify if your eyes are old like Mommy's are).

So the Orange Menace had snarly furs. We knew that! Dirty ears too! Bright and beautiful eyes - I guess that's true. And Rudy should be brushing his teefs - that'll be the day! But what's this about his behavior? He's better than most?!? This is a cat who whapped me and gave me a BooBoo! Didn't they know this? How could they say his behavior is better than most??? What a suck-up he is! AND they found dead FLEAS on him! The groomer told Mommy that she only found two, but that's two too many!!! Next thing you know Rudy is gonna' give me fleas!
Now we're all going to have those terrible drops put on us before it gets warm outside.
Can you believe what I have to put up with here?
I hope your Friday is flea-free and full of fun - even if it is Friday the 13th!
Smoochies,



Hey Parker - PPPFFFFFTTTT!

40 comments:

Jan's Funny Farm said...

Ah, Parker, we think you secretly like Rudy. Every kitty needs another to pick on. Keeps life interesting.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I think that is a reasonable report card. I should hate to have to get my fur all detangled.

quiltcat said...

hah hah Rudy you are being "norty" sticking your tongue out at Parker!

Mr. Black said...

Nice report card, Rudy!

So, those two fleas were dead, huh? Sucked a little of your blood and keeled right over. Heh, heh.

michico*Adan said...

This is a very good report card, Rudy~!
I am happy for you!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow Rudy, do yoo make da fleas go dead by yoor self or did yoo haf some of dat skwirty stuff on yoo? Dat's a good report card yoo gots, and yes, we gets our teef brushed effury day, as much as mom can. Sadie is da only one who actually jumps up on da sink while mom is brushing hers and waits fur a toof brushing. Mom just grabs da rest of us while she haf da little brush handy!

C said...

That is a good report card Rudy. I gave you an award... I apologize if you have this award already! In that case ignore this.

C said...

Oops! also had your link mixed up with another link and it took a couple of hours to fix! Mom is like molasses...It works now.

Tracey and Huffle said...

Hmmmm I don't know if Rudy should be allowed back in the house with fleas, even dead ones.

Huffle Mawson

milocat said...

Oh no fleas!?! What a bummer!

We larfed at the report on Rudy.

The McGray Lads, Gandalf and Grayson said...

We get those drops every month, Parker. We do not love it, but it isn't so bad and we never ever get fleas or worms.

Oh - did we mention the Temptations afterward? SCORE!

Cliff and Olivia said...

We've never seen a report card for cats before. Wonder what our would say? The fleas sounds bad!

Furkidsmom said...

That was a pretty good report card...except for the snarly furs and fleas.


Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Forever Foster said...

When the cupboard that the drops are kept in is opened, we head for the hills!

Good job on your report, Rudy.

Forty Paws said...

Look at that tongue on that Orinch poodin! Holy toledo! What a great suck-up he is!

Luf, Us

Cory said...

That's an awesome report card Rudy! Ok, even if you are a suck up, we think you are totally cute. Parker, at least his fleas were a gonner...hard to jump on to you that way!

Abby & Stygia said...

Don't you think he's even a little bit more cute now that he's been to the groomer? That should be good for your household because we know how stylish you are, Parker!

Purrs,
Abby & Stygia

Kaz's Cats said...

That's not a bad report card Rudy. Hey Parker, at least the fless weren't jumping anywhere. We put up with the flea juice every month ourselves, and while it feels yukky going onto us, we like the fact that we don't get any nasty passengers.

Purrs

Gypsy & Tasha

The Meezers said...

that's a good report card. Miles would NOT get a good report card.

-d ma said...

think how boring life would be without someone like rudy around.

The Island Cats said...

We're glad the fleas were deaded...but mom would freak if we had fleas...

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

well personally i think that report card is tits! and deserves a treat too!

smiles, auntie bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

Angel said...

Good job Rudy! THose deaded fleas are a bother! Let mom use the drops!

Laila and Minchie said...

Good report Rudy!

Daisy said...

What a cool report card! I am very proud of Rudy for behaving Better Than Most!

Khyra The Siberian Husky said...

That's what khat blood will do to you!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Shaggy, Scooby and Scout said...

Our mom's a little snarly lately too.

Eric and Flynn said...

That's a pretty good report Rudy, and the good behaviour is impressive. We don't like the icky flea drops cuz it makes our neck furrs greasy.

Two Sisters said...

That's a good report card Rudy! It's good those fleas were dead because you won't have to have that horrible stuff that makes you smell funny.

VampyVictor said...

OOoOOOOOO two IS two too many.. ahah wait I is getting a little two.. oops.. too confused!!
V-V

Victor Tabbycat said...

When I first sawed, "A little snarly" I thot that descriped Rudy LOL! Parker, yur mom can always cliky on our pictors to bigify or see dem at Flickr. We'll haf Mom look at it in IE. Tiny text is usually put in by Flickr. Mom's got 2 ways to get pictors frum Flickr to da blog, an it depends on how much time she can spare fur her poor, neglected puddytats an our blog.
Purrs!
PS them fleas musta jumped on Rudy AT the groomer.

The Creek Cats said...

Wow Rudy, that's a pretty good report card. It should go on the fridge!

All I can say is I hope the vet never sends my mom and dad a report card on my behavior cause it certainly wouldn't be better than most!

Good job and keep up the good work!

Sunny's Mommy said...

"Better than most"?!?! Parker, maybe Rudy the Menacing Rudester has multiple catsonality disorder!

Derby said...

I get report cards when I stay at the kittie spa, I get an 'A' everytime. So us orange boys are pretty good, but brushing teeth? I don't think so!

Tristan and Crikey said...

They give report cards for grooming? And there were a couple of yucky dead fleas? Oh noes!

Ariel said...

Mom says for my behavior I would have gotten the forget it I be good next time,I say PPPFFFFFTTTT!

Shadow / Molly said...

High five Rudy! I have a few dead fleas too, shhhhh dont tell the mom lady. - Trooder

Parker, perhaps Rudy is changing his ways? Hmmm becarefuls!

Fin said...

I've never had a flea we don't have them here in the desert.

Sweet Praline said...

Two fleas are two too many! Time to get out the drops!

Grrreta said...

"Pet Styling"...that sounds very fancy! I'm proud of Rudy for being such a suck up...uh, I mean "good kitty" while he was being styled.