December 7, 2007

Formerly Feral Friday

Well everykitty, tomorrow is the big day. The social function/gathering/party with 120 beans invited will take place. I can't even begin to explain to you how busy and annoying things are around here. This little kitty in the tree has the right idea. Everyone should slow down and take a nap.
We will take a lot of pictures for you to see some of the decorations and food. Today is cookie-making day. They won't be Kitty Kookies, but they will be made from the same recipe. There are also strangers coming over to help clean the house. There have been strangers coming over all week. Some strangers came over made all of our furniture clean and fur free. Some more strangers came over and hung up wreaths and swags and brought even more decorations! And tomorrow - AAAIIIEEE! All of those strangers! But Mommy says that I should not worry, all of us will be in the "kitty nursery" with our food and water and boxes and beds. We can peek out of the upstairs window and watch if we want.
This kitty has a twin. They will stay downstairs and help greet the guests. They are the strong, silent type of kitty.
Our copy of WATK came this week! I am published! There are a lot of good stories and poems and stuff in it. You should get a copy of it! You can buy it here.
Who would have thought, a formerly feral kitty like me would live in a warm home, have plenty of love and good care AND be published!?! Life is good. I am so grateful. Now...if I could just convince the folks NOT to have that stupid party...
Oh, one more thing, check out my auction for Project HAM!- everyone needs a little holiday piggy!

20 comments:

Dragonheart said...

Wow, lots of strangers at your place. I like meeting new people, but I don't think I would like being around as many people as are coming to your place. I'm glad you will be safe in the kitty nursery. I hope the party goes well.

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Dat many beans, strange beans, in our house would make us crazy. Of course, 120 beans wouldn't fit in our house any way.

Vincent and Mike said...

You is definately livin da good life, Parker. Make sure none of da peoples steps on yur tail!

Captain Jack and Dante said...

That's a lot of people coming to your house!! We don't think we even know that many humans, much less know that many humans to invite somewhere!!

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Wow there are going to be lotsa beans at the party. 120 is probably like a squillion or something.

Mom is going to ask Santa to bring her the WATK book.

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

It'll be over before you know it Parker, and we hope your mom doesn't ask you to help with the dishes!

The Furry Kids said...

We ordered the book yesterday. But we didn't know we would know one of the authors! Congrats on getting published.

We got mail from you yesterday! Diamond doggie looks super cute in the hat. hee hee

Love,
Tazo

Jimmy Joe said...

Whoa, Parker--120 Beans in your house. That would be pretty scary for me. I'm glad you'll have a private suite where you guys can chill out. I hope it's well stocked with Temptations and nip.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

DEBRA said...

Psstt Parker

While the beans are downstairs partyin let's get a kittyparty goin on upstairs...they'll nefur no we wuz all der....

Purrs
Abby and Boo

Daisy said...

That sure is a lot of people coming to your house. I would be very, very scairt because I run and hide if even one single person comes over. I guess I am not very brave. I hope your mom and dad have fun!

Tybalt said...

I am glad you have such a wonderful life, Parker! Congratulations on being published! I will keep my paws for you that all goes well tomorrow.

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Wow! That's a lot of people coming. I bet you all will be glad when it is over!

C.

Caesar and Princess said...

Well, this is a special party for the beans and it is just as well that you kitties get to be together in your room. Hopefully mommie will put a little radio in your room (like we have in our paradise room where we have to sleep every night) and put on some soothing classical tunes to drown out all of the annoying wildness below.

Purrs to you are special friend Parker and we will be thinking of you and your sibs tomorrow
purrs and snuggles

Rosa's Yummy Yums said...

Yes, we don't really like stangers ;-P... I bet you felt relieved when they went away!

Cheers,

Rosa, Maruschka and Fridolin

Bogdan, the editor said...

Strangers! I don't understand why the humans like these strangers. All they need in the house are us!

Poppy Q said...

Ohhhhhhhhh party day. I bet the visitors don't know that the biggest internet celebrity there is trapped in the room upstairs!!

You should be downstairs signing autographs.

Skeeter And LC said...

We got our WATK books too. The Big Thing is gonna read us the stories whenefer we all settle down for laptime. We'll be waiting to hear yours!

Pearl C. Pritchard said...

Oh No!! Not a party. I just hate it when we have "people over". Don't get too stressed, though. try to go under the bed or something.

I hope the party goes well for the beans.

Forty Paws said...

Bean parties suck.

Luf, Us

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

you all sure put in a great deal of fun and effort for your party! It looks like a blast. Sorry we missed it! Sending love to you Parker and your family! Happy Holidays