September 4, 2007

Furmination and A Magical Mystery Tour

This represents about 1/40th of what was furminated off of us on Sunday.


"Why yes, I'm stoned, why do you ask?"
"I think I see little pink mice over there."
"I'm too stoned to check it out."
"Wow, I just had a flashback!"

Powder just nods out.
And here we have Puff in a nip-induced coma.
"Which direction is rehab?"
"Parker, you got any more stash?"
"No man, I'm tapped."
"My skin feels all crawly!"
"Maybe if I do the Monty..."
"Here's my one-eyed Monty"
"My incredibly nipped out face."
This is as close together as you will ever see these little nipheads.
All in all we had a great afternoon. Mommy had to have a glass of wine after we finished getting furminated. Rudy has to be stoned to allow her to brush him. He really hates it, but will allow it if he has his snout in the nip. All of us took very, very, very long naps after our grooming. And for all you Mommy and Daddy beans out there - get a furminator. Mommy said we feel so soft and fluffy now and all of our undercoats are gone. We feel marrrrrvelous! (And Hungover!)

34 comments:

Dragonheart said...

You three are really enjoying your nip! That's a lot of fur that came off of all of you with the furminator. I think I'm glad I don't have any fur! Your one-eyed Monty is very cute Parker. :)

Caesar and Princess said...

First of all, we nominated you for an awardie. Check our bloggie when you have a minute.

Second, this is very very telling..... You are a party head :-D
we love you Parker!

that is a lot of furrs.
You three look very happy on your deck!

purrs, Prinnie

Mosaic Cats said...

Oh cute kitties,
When we first got our furminator so much furs came off of me that I had a bald spot on my side!
We do it outside on the lawns and if it doesn't blow away, big piles of our furs sit outside for weeks, looking like more cats in the yard.

Too bad there is a not a "wigs for cancer cats" fund, huh? We could all donate.

Parker, thanks for the nice words on ML's mosaics. No store or gallery presence right now, but a dozen or so are parked on etsy. (Links on both blogs.)
Sadie

Honey P. Sunshine said...

ha ha ha whew.....hope you all had nice nappies

Christine and FAZ said...

That was some furmination party you guys had. Love FAZ

DEBRA said...

WE wondered if those furminators worked. We have watched them on TV and thought ummm that might feel really good. I'll hafta to talk to Momma about getting one for us...

Purr
Abby

cyclone cats! said...

our mom's been thinking about the fuminator too. seems like it works! Maybe we'll talk her into it for Christmas!

And you got nip!

Scooby, Shaggy & Scout said...

Mom just heard about the furminator last week from a friend. She thinks it would be just the thing for Shaggy and his floofy furs.

Daisy said...

That looks like a fun 'nip party you all had! My furs are pretty thin with no undercoat, so I would probably be bald if I used the furminator. When I get brushed, the brush really just goes across the top of my furs and doesn't do much of anything except feel good.

Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

We really do want one but Meowmy says they're too spensive for us since we don't have lots of fur (well, Chase has quite a bit). I like the nip trick, maybe I'll let meowmy do my claws on some nip. I do LOVE to be brushed though.

Latte

The Meezers said...

nip party!!! woo hoo!!

Jimmy Joe said...

I have to get my undercoat brushed out a lot, too, so maybe Momma will get me a furminator. We both like the idea of a nip-and-wine party!
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe

The Furry Kids said...

That is an awesome nip party. If I was there, I'd be zooming all over your patio and it would be a ton of fun. Momma says to tell your mom thank you for the idea to get EG all hopped up on the nip so she can brush him. Me and Titus love, love, love to get brushed, but EG hates it.

Love,
Tazo

Chairman Mao said...

OH man, a furminator -- Momma's just GOTTA get onna them thingies! For alla us kitties but especially fur Brainball and Marilyn cuz they got so much FLOOF! Especially Brainball -- we call her Brainball cuz she's a fuzzball with EYES.

Youkitties look so cute all sprawled out and nipped out aftur bein' furminated! You musta had quite a nice nip stash, hehehe!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Henry Helton said...

Wow, sounds like you three had a trying afternoon. I do not have thick fur and I hate to be brushed. My Lady says that I really don't need it anyway since my furs are so thin. Thank God.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

honey i think there are 12 step programs for nip... want the number?

smiles, auntie bee

Kimo & Sabi said...

Yep - da furminator is super! (we just can't sit still ong enough fer a good brushin'!)

Mickey said...

All nipped out! good thing you were already on the floor!

Beau Beau & Angie said...

Dat comment "why yes, I'm stoned, why do you ask" for some reason reminds Mom of Val Kilmer in "Tombstone". Yoo must all feel so good now wif dat furminator event.

DKM said...

The Furminator rocks!

Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

We don't gots a furminator, is it anything like da "shed ender"? cuz we haf one of doze and Sadie loves it. Or maybe she just loves da one on one wif mom every morning.

Chen & Ollie said...

Wowie. You guys sure had a good nip trip! What's a furminator?? We want one, too!!
Purrs,
Mr. Chen & Ollie

Lux said...

If my fur got "furminated" I might not have any left!!!

Rosie & Cheeto said...

HAHAHAHA, that was grate! Yer pickturs are priceless...nice to see yoo all get supur happy with the nip AND get furminated too! Grate Grate Day fur yoo!!!

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Christine and FAZ said...

Hi Parker, I've taken your very sage advice and got myself some very warm clothes for my Antarctic adventure. Love FAZ

Kelly Cat said...

Furminator looks as good as Zoom Groom. Must feel nice to be well-loved and well-groomed. And you get a buzz on besides? That really was a great day for you all!

TT said...

It sounds likes you had lots of funs gettin furminated!

Lisa McGlaun said...

Next time my Harry and Domino need brushing I'm headed to the store for some nip nip..:) Next time will be much easier on all of us.

s'kat said...

Hee! Whatever it takes to get through the day...

sher said...

OK, we have officially adopted the term "furminated". Perfect. And those pictures are marvelous!

Bonnie Loves Cats =^..^= said...

I never heard of the "furminator" so I Googled it and here is the link: http://www.furminator.com/testbed/indexnew.html
But, does it work as well as they say?

Rosa's Yummy Yums said...

Three cute fluffy kitties! Wow, that was an event!

Kitikata-san said...

Very cute chronical of the nipped out kitties!