I'm sure that all of you cool kitties out there have nicknames that may make you blush a little. We here at Casa de Parker are no different. Mommy and Daddy delight in calling us all sorts of silly things. And there are usually reasons behind the namings. That being said, I had a meeting with my siblings and we have decided to bare all! The following are 13 silly "pet" names that we have had to endure over the years. All I ask of you is that if we ever meet in real life, you will never, ever, speak of this. 'Cause then, I'd have to hurt you! And as you can see from the above photo, I have just the paws and claws to do it!
Ladiekitties and Gentlecats, I present, The 13 silliest pet names in history!
- Snugglebottom (me)
- Airplane Ears (me)
- ParkerPussPorkyPie (guess!)
- PuffPuffSnuggleUp (Puff)
- Puffster Lovester (Puff)
- PuffitupPuffitup (Duh, Puff)
- PowderWowder (Powder)
- IttyBittySweetieWeetie (Powder)
- LittleGirlyGirlKittyBumps (Sigh...Powder)
- Rudy Tootie Fresh and Fruity (Rudy)
- The Ruuuudster (Rudy)
- RudyDoodyWhere'sYourFoody (Sheesh, Rudy)
- SugarPieHoneyBunchYouKnowThatILoveYouuuuuu (whoever is in Mommy's arms)
See!?! Is that not just wrong?!? We have dignity, we have standards, oooooh! Wait...we have treats!?! Never mind, call me whatever you want!
P.S. I Nip the D.O.G.'s butt, just to remind him who's in charge. I don't, like, take a bite or nothin'!