The Device of Torture
I guess it must have been the rain. The humans were inside a lot, which was a good thing for the most part. We got loved on, played with, brushed, fed treats, had a camera in our face a lot and sat in Mommy's lap while it rained so much that we started thinking ark.
Then the unthinkable happened. Kitty clothing. With a nod of respect to Skeezix, Mao, Daisy and every other kitty who does not mind wearing clothes - we just don't roll like that. Mommy found a teeny-tiny tiara at a jewelry sale in O Hi O and brought it home to see how we would look in it.
So, how did we look? See what you think. First is our little orange Prince Rudy for your viewing pleasure -
Mommy! Noooooo! I Hate You!
Next is me - Perfectly Parker. I am perfect. I do not require a tiara.
Hate.
Hate with the heat of a thousand burning suns...
26 comments:
You look very very majestic in your fabulous tiaras. But if you don't like it, I think it's OK not to wear it. But you had better put the tiara somewhere safe, because it looks very very valuable!
Oh Parker, I think you look beautiful wearing that tiara, but of course, you also look beautiful just the way you are. If you don't like the tiara, then you shouldn't have to wear it. But it does look lovely on you!
Parker
YOU looked gorjuss in that tiara...but I understand how you feel. Mom put some bunny ears on me at Easter and I ran through the house like my but* was on fire, then when I got those ears off, I put the bitey on them. Mom said no more stuff like that on me.
Fank gudness!
Boo
You look beautiful! So gorgeous, so majestic, so...oh who am I kidding, pissed off! Your Mommy meant well and she was trying to add a little UMPH to your day. But make sure you hide it well! I would suggest the bottom of the ocean (your basement).
Love your friend, Oscar the Puppy Cat!
My Dear Friend Parker - some of us look wonderful in clothes and some of us don't. I have to say I am more in your camp (e.g. the non-clothes one that is) FAZ
But, Princess Parker, you look so dashing in your tiara! ::laffin:: (not at you, at your thoughts).
ha ha ha ha snort, ha ha ha ha
well, at least you tried it, kinda. it does look very pretty on you Parker, I'm not sure about a tiara on Prince Rudy....Maybe a crown instead?
Parker, you look deevine in that tee-air-a. If you don't want it, I've been telling my mom that I am in fact, a Princess and I DESERVE a tee-air-a. You can send it here! Where, by the way, it STOPPED RAINING!!!
Jesse
We agree with you. Clothes....no way!!!!! Though Latte will tolerate the occasional shirt. You do look nice in your tiara!
Kaze
poor perfect parker! no need for a tiara on your lovely head.
love
--suz
Lovely pictures, Parker. You are looking like a prince...
But...Luna, Luzie and Frieda also would "not" like to wear it !!!
Have a nice day :-)
I think that's horrible! I used to wear clothes for a while, but I decided it really wasn't me.
But my mom says: bwahahahahaha.
I don't know what that means.
You guys look really royal in the tiara, even though I know you hate it. Titus wears a collar, but me and Tazo like to be naked.
Earl Grey
Oh my dear Parker what a horrible thing to inflict on you! We are glad you didn't cooperate for the camera!
I know how you feel Parker.Mommy is always trying clothes on me even though I bite her...Humans!!
hahahaha Parker, we do not wear tiaras either, no no no. well, Caesar would. he will do anything for mommie...
I think you deserve this tiara, but it must be kept safely away, for viewing pleasure only...
happy Day Sweet friend
Purrrrs Princess
Parker in the sky with diamonds, lalala. Nope your right just doen't sound right.
Oh no, kitties should never wear any sort of Big Thing stuff. No not at all! We don't even wear collars... (We have some sort of chip in us, but that doesn't count - you can't see it).
We don't blame you for getting annoyed!
My oh my, do you look glamorous in your tiaras! But you don't look like you like it very much. That's okay, though. You certainly don't need tiaras to be the glamorous kitties you are.
Mom could put a tiara on me, but I'm the only one of the Ballicai who'd let her. I bet my sister Brainball would look downright surly in a tiara (she'd be much more at home in combat boots and a tattoo)!
I'm sorry, Parker, but those photos made me laugh and laugh!
We don't do the wearing of bean clothes crap eether. But we must admit dat yoo do look rather royal in dat tiara. Daisy is rite, yoo shood keep it in a safe place.
You both have the ES&D look. We do that too when the beans do something REEEEELY stoopid to us.
Luf, Us
deer parker,
i think u would luv warin yer tiara if yer mom or dad offered u sum grate temptashunz to go along wid it. it alwayz workz heer!
luv--yer frend--jh
They better not try putting anything like that on me, that is all I have to say on the subject!
Patches
YEah, she's supur lucky she didn't get a matching pair of thowse scratchies!
For Parker's lady...Thay bowth luk grate in thare beeeeeufitul tiara. Excullent investment!
Not fur Parker's lady...Yoo shuld report hur to...ummmm, well, yoo shuld just report hur to somewhare. That is rude, vary rude!
Yep, I'd hate dat too
Fanks for joining the Bad Kitty Cats festival of Chaos this week!
Purrrrrrs,
Sanjee and the gang
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