The Rudy Report

'Sup kitties? It's me - RUDY! with your late Rudy Report! The 'rents were slackin' and that's why my report is a day late. Never mind that Mommy worked at our little shelter - I ought to be a priority!
Daddy was the hero of the weekend and gave us some deck time. Mommy, well, she'd on my list because I hear that I am going to the groomers next Monday. Unceremoniously dumped off in my PTU for a shave and a haircut. That's no way to treat a rockstar like me. Never mind that I won't let her comb me - never mind that I have mats on my butt and my back...I don't wanna' get shaved! 'Rents...sigh...
Anyway, it's hot and I am told that I will feel much better after I have the mats gone. I think I feel fine now!
So kitties, just don't be like me and let your beans brush you.
Keep your tail high and mat free!

The Rudy Report

Heyello kitties! It's me - RUDY! with your Rudy Report! Nomming on nip was the thing to do this weekend! We were all liberally dosed with the home-grown stuff and we went to town! (Well, not literally to town, that would have not have been fun), but you get the idea! The hots were on the mild side and that's a good thing.
I seem to have sprouted a squillion mats on my back and butt, so I have to go and see Tiffany soon. She is a busy and popular groomer, so my date with her isn't for a few weeks. In the meantime mommy is unceremoniously hacking away at the mats with scissors when I am eating (I don't mind as much when I am eating). Let's just say that mommy should keep her day job and never aspire to become a stylist...my back looks like I ran under a mower!
Anyhow kitties, have an awesome week - keep those tails high and remember to lay on the love to your 'rents. Where would we be without them?

The Rudy Report

So whattaya' know kitties? It's me Rudy! with your Rudy Report!

It was a little rainy in O Hi O this weekend so the deck time was kept to a minimum. I did make the most of it and to my dismay, Mommy kept chasing me around with the Furminator. I know that I have mats, but they are MY mats and she needs to leave them alone! She finally gave up and then she made a phone call to Tiffany. Tiffany is my groomer and Tiffany said that she'd love to see me this Friday! Tiffany is very nice and I like her very much as LONG AS SHE LEAVES MY MATS ALONE!
Mommy said that I might get a poodle-butt cut if Tiffany can't comb the mats out...YIKES!
So...I have four days to plan my escape. Right after I take a nap...
Stay cool kitties, and if you have mats, you might want to let your 'rents comb them out, don't be stubborn like me!

The Rudy Report

Yo yo yo kitties, this is Rudy, with your Rudy Report. I did not have the best of weekends - there was an all out war on the mat on my butt. I did not want it messed with. The 'rents had other ideas. They tried to get it with the evil, wicked clippers - that was unacceptable and I ran away. Then they tried to use the Furminator - some progress, but then I ran away. Then Mommy waited 'till I was all sleepy and relaxed and she started to pet me and sweet talk me and give me skritches and the next thing I knew she had taken the scissors and poof! She got it out! 'Rents are sneaky, remember that kitties! I do have to admit that it feels better, but I did not give my permission for her to do that!

After the fun of grooming, the weekend was spent making fudge. Mommy made about 12 pounds of it to take to work and share. That's fine with me, none of us can eat it anyway. Well, Daddy can and she is keeping some at home for him to enjoy.

It's such a great time of year - we have trees to mess with and company to meet and lots of good things happening in the kitchen - I hope your Monday is more like a weekend and your fur has no mats!

The Rudy Report

Hi Kitties! It's Rudy the Floofmeister here with your Rudy Report...
While the sun never made an appearance, it was still quite warm and we took full advantage of the warm breezes blowing across our deck.

It was the perfect kind of weather to give yourself some face skritchies on the brick. Heaven, I tell you, just heaven! (see me smiling?)

Daddy dug a garden, Puff and Parker got furminated and Mommy said "Achoo" a lot. There was Stinky Goodness on Sunday and some little tastes of Chicken on Saturday. Mommy said she was not going to try and Furminate me because she says I have a big surprise coming on Wednesday. I wonder what the surprise is?

Parker: HaHaHaHaHaHa, Rudy's going to the GROOMER on Wednesday!

Rudy: WHAT!?! NOOOOOO!!!

Parker: That's right you floofy, orange-matted menace - You are Groomer bound - HAHAHAHA!

Rudy: I...I...I...I'm signing off for now!

Mancat Monday - The Rudy Report

Hiya'!

It's me, the Rudester, with my Monday report. It was quite an exciting weekend here in chilly, snowy O Hi O. Here's the latest...
Mommy keeps trying to groom me because I am getting mats on my hips again. Let's just say it isn't going well for her.
Someone stole all of our living room furniture on Saturday! It has been replaced with new stuff that smells weird. I tried to keep the old furniture from leaving, but I lost that battle. More to follow on that fierce encounter later this week.
If your 'rents ever order Chinese food, make them order scallops that have bacon wrapped around them. Not only do they taste great, but they make a great ball-like toy when taken directly off of a plate!
One last piece of news and advice - never, ever, lay downwind from your dog brother when he has eaten a small piece of garlic beef beforehand. Deadly fumes are sure to happen.
Make the most of your Monday - This is Rudy Tooty Fresh and Frooty signing off!