Easy Like Sunday - 'Nip and A Box

Is there anything more wonderful than 'nip in a box by the fire?

While there is a blizzard outside?
And Mommy and Daddy are both home?
I didn't think so!
And my good friends Abby, Boo, Jinx, Ping and Gracie won the Piggy and Stocking Auction for Project HAM! Tomorrow the piggy is going to make a trip down south to his forever home! Isn't that exciting? AND - don't tell them, but there's a surprise in the box too! I love surprises! Stay warm and dry today - we are supposed to get another 6-8 inches of snow in O Hi O!

Saturday Caturday - Auction Reminder!

Today is the last day for bidding on this great piggy ornament and kitty sock. All proceeds go to Project HAM! To learn more about my auction just click here!

I have to go now. Today is gift wrapping day and I know Mommy needs help killing all of the ribbons and bows! We are all cozy and warm inside today, O Hi O is supposed to get a lot of snow this weekend. This means that I am on cuddle alert.

Have a wonderful Saturday kitties!

Formerly Feral Friday - Sharing

She hogs the radiators...
She hogs my Gizzy and the fire
She's shameless I tell you!
She even hogs my favorite bowl!

If Santa wasn't watching she'd get such a whap!

Puff really knows how to put the emphasis on feral in today's Formerly Feral Friday! Sisters....what are you gonna' do?

ps - One more day 'till my auction ends! Check it out!

Thursday 13 - Stuffing My Sock

Here are 13 things that Santa should Leave in my sock!

(Do you like my sock? You'll get one just like it minus my name, of course, if you win my auction!)

A Honey-Baked HAM!

A dozen shrimp

An self-cleaning litter box (oh wait, Mommy wants that!)

A squillion fake mousies

A Catnip plant

A new collar with fishies on it

A case of tuna

A heated cat cup

A new camera (stop putting your stuff on here Mommy!)

A box of Temptations

Another Gizzy quilt that my sibs won't hog

A new feather wand

Here's the most important thing I would want in my sock -

A list of forever homes for kitties that don't have one! Then I could scoop all of the homeless kitties up and go with Santa and drop them off to their new homes! Wouldn't that be the best gift of all?

ps - A lot of you were worried that Diamond Doggy got left out in the snow yesterday, don't let that conniving Canine fool you, he was out there with Mommy playing with his ball in the snow.

pss - My auction for Project HAM! ends on Saturday, if you wanna' bid - go here!

Tuesday is a Day For Holiday Spirit!

Santa loves kitties, I know this for a fact!
SO...don't be a Grinch! If you'd like a holiday card...
Please e-mail me at hmiller013ATwohDOTrrDotcom
I don't expect one back in return! I just like to spread a little holiday spirit around! ps - 5 more days on my Project HAM! Piggy auction! Go here to bid! Thx!

Thursday 13 - Project HAM!

Me and Mommy put our heads together and would like to offer this holiday ornament and kitty stocking up for auction. All of the proceeds will go to Project HAM!, a cause that is very dear to my little HAM! loving heart. The ornament is a piggy who wants to build his house with sticks - not a good idea if you remember your nursery book stories! The piggy is about 4 inches tall, he's made of glass and currently is living on our Christmas tree. The kitty stocking is about 8 inches and comes with a gray kitty ornament attached to it - both are new, they are just hanging out (get it? hanging out!?! Ahh Ha Ha Ha Ha - I crack me up!) at my house till they find a forever home.

Here are 13 reasons why you should bid on this wonderful holiday piggy/stocking package:

The Piggy is very nervous here, he's really hoping to move to a better neighborhood.

The Piggy wants to help out Project HAM! without being eaten by me!

He's pretty darn cute - he'd make a great addition to your tree!

The Piggy would be shipped free with the kitty stocking.

You'd be helping a wonderful cause - Sammy and Miles MUST have HAM! for the Holidays!

Your comments on the crappy photo job may make Mommy buy a new camera!

What says "Happy Holidays" better than a Piggy ornament and a kitty stocking?

You know there is a spot on your tree that begs for a pork placement!

The stocking is so soft you may want to nap with it!

The stocking has fish all over it!

The piggy and stocking come with a Kliban cat holiday card!

Getting a cool package like this in the mail will make you the envy of all the kitties in the neighborhood.

You'd be helping our great friends Sammy and Miles which is the best reason of all!

Here are the rules -

Bidding is to be made in the comment section of this post,

Bids will be accepted till Saturday, December 15th at 11:00 Eastern Time (USA)

Thanks to all of you sweet kitties for your bids! Smooches! Perfectly Parker and Co.