What's the haps' kitties? Rudy-Patootie here with the Rudy Report!
Goodness gracious sakes alive! Aren't I gorgeous? Even when I'm bad, I'm good! Look at those paws, those ears, those eyes...the floof! YIKES - I'm the whole kitty package...but enough about me and my splendor. It was a wet weekend here in O Hi O. Rain and rain and rain - all of the snow is gone, just in time for more snow in a few days. At this rate I will never get out on the deck. Speaking of the deck, I have what the 'rents call "cabin fever". Every time they go upstairs I run after them and sit by the door. Then I say "meow, meow, meow, MEOW" - which, as you know, is kitty-speak for open the door! NOW! The 'rents say "No" - which, as you know, is kitty-speak for "we are too stoopid to listen to you". And if that isn't bad enough they made 15 bean soup for the weekend. What kind of stoopid food is that? Food with 15 beans in it? Does that make them cannibals? Get it? Beans eating beans??? HaHaHaHaHa! I crack me up!
Anywho...I hope you kitties are all doing well, we've about got January over with and soon Parker will be all about Valentine's Day and swooning over a certain psycho tabby. She's such a little love-sick kitty.
Mommy is leaving us to go green-paper hunting in another town for a few days. I like it when she goes for a little while, Daddy is a lot more liberal with the treats. But I will miss her giving me skritches, she knows all the good spots!
Asta la' pasta kitties - keep your furry side up!
Daddy's are ALWAYS good for more treats! Good luck to your mommy on the green paper getting.
ReplyDeleteWe don't like it when mom is gone, dad just doesn't do stinky goodness right, forgets our treats and doesn't scoop...at all! Oh, Sadie sez hubba hubba on da floof.
ReplyDeleteHi Ruders,
ReplyDeleteYoo made us larf out loud today! Thanks!
You made me laugh Rudy :)
ReplyDeleteYes, you definitely ARE the whole kitty package! Some of us here have cabin fever too...right, Nicki? And we're really glad January is almost over and done with too, though mum says there's still two or three months to go before the weather really gets better. I dunno...that seems like a LONG time to us!
ReplyDeleteGood luck to your mum and I hope your dad gives you LOTS of extra treats!
I meowed so loud when I read this I nearly spit up my Party Mix Rudy!! You do have a way with words that cracks meup!
ReplyDeleteYou crack us up too, Rudester!
ReplyDeleteAnd you truly are a hunk a hunka burning gingerliciousness.
Rudy, you are looking extra-floofy today!
ReplyDeleteRudy, your report was super funny and made us laff and laff! And yes, you are super gorgeous!
ReplyDeleteRudy you are hysterical. And we have the cabin fever for sure. We drive our bean crazy. We want to go out, then come right back in, then go out again. We just figure that maybe it had stopped raining. We hate rainy days. And Rudy you sure are the whole package. You are just gorgeous. Watch out for all those women.
ReplyDeleteThanks for that weekend update, Rudy!
ReplyDeleteYes you certainly are the package Rudy. What ladycat could resist you looking into their eyes like that.
ReplyDelete**note to self** must practice the Rudy look in front of the mirror.
great report Rudy!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are certainly a gorgeous and regal kitteh, Rudy.
ReplyDeleteOh...I think you and my sister Ginger belong together!!! Ha!
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain...mom made ::gag:: lentils this weekend....sigh.
har har har... excellent bean joke.
ReplyDeleteWhat a beautiful picture & a great report...enjoy your extra treats while Mom is away!
ReplyDeleteThat's a super mancatly picture of you. Dads do dispense treats a whole lot better than The Mom types.
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You are one totally handsome dude, Rudy.......and thanks for another very informative report....we always enjoy them. We hope you will soon get to go outside. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteYou are the whole package! You are gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteWow you are soooo totally handsome!
ReplyDeleteRudy, you should have your own sit down/lie down comedy show...
ReplyDeleteHubba Hubba! Rudy, you are one handsome dude!
ReplyDeleteExcellently floofy floof today Rudester!
ReplyDeleteCabin Fever is the word around here too.
MOL @ beans eating beans!! You really are quite the Floofy ManCat!!
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
MOL @ beans!!! You sure are a silly kittie! And btw...you ARE the total package!
ReplyDeleteSuch a handsome ManCat too!
ReplyDeleteyou are gorgeous! That was a good joke!
ReplyDeleteOur Dad is a sucker for pathetic meows! He hands the treats over like nobody's business! Hee Hee!
ReplyDeleteYou truly are gorgeous!
ReplyDelete--JB
You might be glad your Mom is leaving town for awhile after eating all that bean soup! xoxo
ReplyDeleteyeah, daddys are good at giving too much treats haha
ReplyDeleteRudy you are huge, wow. I can't get so puffy.
bonks for a little bit of sunshine. We had a lot of rain and then suddenly the sun came out. It was amazing almost too bright!
Hey Rudy!! Yup, you are a good lookin' hunk of a cat!~!!!!!! heehee
ReplyDeleteSorry your Mom is leaving, but the guys know how to look out for each other ;) heh,heh,heh
15 bean soup? Mom is curious,are there 15 different beans?? She uses 6 beans and thinks your folks sounds neat!!!!
We say 'pass the treats' !!!!
Purrs Mickey, Georgia Tillie
You are pretty hilarious! That is a gorgeous picture of you! There is a little kitty drool on our computer screen now.
ReplyDeleteYep, Rudy, you are one gorgeous kitty with a great sense of humour thrown in.
ReplyDeleteRudy you are quite the package. I like to keep my furry side up too.
ReplyDeleteWe would swap if you feel like so heat, we are melting here in Oz.
ReplyDeletePixie and Spirit x
Enjoy those treats, Rudy. You are really lookin' good!
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All you kitties stay well!
Debby
http://homelesscatcare.blogspot.com/