CASE NO. ZA-CAT-2008-1
The Hon. S. "Spats" Taylor, one of the most renowned and respected cattorneys in the country, was able to move this case from the 5th Circat Court of Florida to the Supreme Cat Court in Washington, DC.
Above, Ms Taylor, ESQ, waits with her clients on the courthouse steps while the media sets up for their news conference.
Rudy from O-hi-O and Zoey from Florida, flew in the night before, and met with a number of high ranking Washington celebrities over niptini and temptations, before retiring to their luxury accommodations at the Hay Adamus. Zoey has been totally shaved, her persona removed to the point that Maggy no longer recognized her.
Rudy endured the indignities of starvation for 12-hours, pain, suffering and mental anguish, but at the last moment in time, had the presence of mind to behave himself and avoid a full shave through his cooperation with the groomers. He has however, come home with clumps gone from here and there and everywhere no longer sporting his full and luxurious coat.
Both had been irreparably damaged and sought compensation. Ms Taylor announced to the media the full concurrence of the Supremes, with a unanimous 9-0 decision in favor of the Plaintiffs.
Below, an exhibit presented by Ms Taylor, ESQ which no doubt convinced the Supremes to rule in their favor.
I think Zoey really should get a LOT of compensation, not just for the shave-down, but her sister Maggy, doesn't even know it's her!
In other news, the most handsome Jeter Harris has a birthday today! Please go wish him a day full of tuna joose and cake! Happy, Happy Birthday to my Fabulous Formerly Feral Friend!
ps - I have entered the Spay Day contest that The Humane Society of the United States is sponsoring. Would you go and vote for me? You have to search for me and you can do it by name. So far, I am the only cat named Parker in the contest. Just click here. Thanks!
28 comments:
Oh poor Zoey! Now she looks like a poodle!!!
Rudy, it's a good thing you're doing. We hope Zoey gets lots of treats as compensation. We think Rudy should get 50 tem-tay-shuns to gain back the weight he lost during starvation!
Wow, all the way to the Supreme Cat Court! This was apparently much more serious than we thought! We're very glad the court ruled in your favor Rudy & Zoey.
Oh da indignity of it all. Zoey really deserves da compensation since she almost looks like a woofie. I mean really, she's almost nekked!
We voted! You're kicking all the other Parkers' butts! hee hee
Poor Zoey, she does deserve a lot of compensation!
Tara
I voted for you, Parker!
Congrats to Rudy on winning his case.
gosh i went to vote and did and then a doggie named parker came up. i hope i didn't vote for a d o g!!! yeesh...
smiles, auntie bee
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Zoey looks, well... hideous. I think she should have gone for the full shave and then she could look a lot like me.
I will go vote for you
Good luck to the plaintiffs! If Rudy wins millions of green papers, will he share it with you and the rest of the kitties in your home?
Poor poodle-cat Zoey! Sounds like a great case and hope Rudy wins lots and lots of monies.
You both deserve compensation!!! I had my bottom furs shaved and I am keeping an eye on this case as it was a lot of suffering for me too!!!!
Gemini
I hope Elizabeth Taylor can prove her case, it should be no problem, there is lots of fur evidence, especially from Zoey!
I voted for you Parker, that is a very nice photo of you.
Poor Zoey!! She deserves lots of treats and compensation! We voted for you Parker! Hope you win!!
Your FL furiends,
We voted - but there sure were a lot of dog Parkers to get through first. Don't they know that you're a cat!
We are happy the court ruled in favor of Rudy & the others! No cat should have to suffer these indignities and this should be a national holiday in honor of these brave felines.
I think they must award punitive damages!
HE HE HE. So glad we don't get shaved like that. Poor Zoey.
I'm not sure there are enough compensations in the entire world for what they did to poor Zoey. It's wrong, I tell you, just wrong!
P.S. Parker, I voted for you!
They sure don't make it easy to find and vote over there! But we finally voted.
We'll stop by Jeter's. Thanks for telling us.
Jan's funny farm
We are glad Rudy and Zoey won their case. It wuz a landmark rooling that is impawtunt to all cats.
We went an voted fer ya! :)
Wow, all the way to court. I am glad you won but it makes me very nervous to go see the VET now. I may have to take the clippers to myself!
~Goldie
The photos speak for themselves...
Poor Zoey
Oh, poor Zoey looks like a lion. Sad ... truly sad.
DMM
Good thing the kitties are doing something about this!!!!!Shaving?!!! Oh the horror!!!
Purrs Mickey
We are so glad that Rudy didn't have to get the lion cut. Poor Zoey.
Tiki, Tavi, Cody and Camie
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