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November 15, 2007

Thursday 13 - Complaints

This is me, Miffed. UPDATED****

I am quite a peaceful and loving feline. Really. Lately there have been some things that have been getting on my kitty nerves. Let me tell you about 13 of them.

  • There is fresh no catnip in this house. I find this unacceptable.

  • Mommy has been working a lot of hours, I have had no one-on-one snuggles in a squillion years.

  • The deck is closed for the season.

  • Both Rudy and Puff have been hogging my Gizzy quilts. I never get a turn.

  • The sun has abandoned O Hi O, it's cloudy and grey.

  • I've lost my favorite orange mousie, I can't find it anywhere.

  • Diamond Doggy stepped on my paw yesterday, I had to scream at him.

  • Daddy had a cheese sandwich and didn't give me half.

  • I think I found a grey whisker this morning.

  • I haven't even started my Christmas shopping yet.

  • Mommy won't let me get a tattoo.

  • Or pierced ears.

  • No turkey for six more days!

I know things could be a lot worse, but sometimes you just have to crab a little bit! Here's hoping lots of good things happen today!

Ariel Rocks - Lookit! Lookit! Lookit!
Sweet Ariel gave me a pretty Tattoo of flowers and butterflies! And beeeeyootifull earrings! She sure knows how to make a kitty feel a lot better! Thank-you Ariel!

34 comments:

  1. Wow! You want a tattoo! You sure about that? Mr Karate says they have to shave you first.

    Otherwise, I think your complaints are perfectly valid.

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  2. Parker, I do not blame you for being a little bit irritated. Those are some bad things! Maybe you could have some extra Temptations today to make up for it. Temptations make everything all better.

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  3. That was a very good Tattle Tail Thursday, Parker.
    Annie can't find her favorite pink mouse and it is making her REALLY crabby. Fortunately, she has Sadie to take it out on.

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  4. Yoo should make Diamond Doggy repay yoo fur stepping on yoor paw by finding yoor orange mousie. Are yoo sure yoo want pierced ears and a tattoo. Dey use needls to do both of those things...besides, yoo want to be an original and EVERYONE is pierced and tattoo'd (silly beans). We do hope a lot of good things happen for yoo today!

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  5. Aw, where did you see your mousie last?

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  6. I can understand why most of those items make you upset. Except for the tattoo and turkey. Tattoos hurt, and turkey hurts my belly.

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  7. I would be miffed too. You have every reason to be ticked off. I hope your mom gives you extra treats today. If not, I would put the toothy death on one of her plants or unroll a roll of toilet paper. That will show her you mean business.

    -Jasper McKitten-Cat

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  8. I can see why your miffed...
    No tattoo and no cheese the cruel :)

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  9. Poor Grumpy Parker. Want us to come over and help you find yur mousie?

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  10. Hi Parker,

    It's me again.Please go to my blog I made something for you.Hope it makes
    you feel better :)

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  11. Poor Parker. We are sorry things are getting you down. If you wanna join our pirate crew, we can have your ears pierced we bet. All pirate kitties can have pierced ears if they want!

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  12. Those are all really unacceptable things. You have right to complain.

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  13. Poor Parker! No sun and no snuggling? I hope the upcoming holiday season makes up for it BIG TIME.

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  14. hehe I likes your list!

    No T13 for us today, it wills be back next week with the winners picture up too!

    And ohhhh I can'ts waits for turkey eattin days!

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  15. Oh yeah. You have great reasons to be miffed.

    Luf, Us

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  16. You lost your orange mouse? That's horrible!!!!

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  17. those is all perfektly reasonable fings to get pissed about. i would like a tat also, but mommy says I haf to be 18 ferst. I'm only 2. that like a trillion squillion years from now. - Miles

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  18. There is something about this time of year that makes the humans....worky. Its highly annoying. I'm sorry aobut the mouse, I know how hard that is.

    Latte

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  19. Oh Parker your tattoo and earings are adorable! Ariel is very nice.

    I have some grievances on my T13 today too, it must be the weather making us a little cranky : )

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  20. Hi Parker! That is a great list of things that annoy you. Mom says they use needles to give you a tattoo. That sounds too hurty. Ariel was very sweet to give you earrings and a tattoo with no needles.

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  21. No catnip, no snuggles, no turkey?
    Are you in prison or sumthing?

    Nice tatt, by the way.

    luv,
    Jaz

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  22. Parker, we told Ariel how sophisticated we think you look wearing earrings! But we doubt if our Mom would ever let us get a TATTOO!

    Tipper & Misty

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  23. Oh how cute I love your picture! Momma and I like your tattoo. I don't care for one myself but momma wants one. Daddy won't let her get one though, he says she get board with stuff so quickly that she'd want to change 6 months after she got it. haha

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  24. I cried when I got to the part about the cheese sandwich. So sad.

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  25. Those are definitely things that would make me miffed too.

    I didn't notice until now but you have the most gorgeous different colored eyes I have ever seen. One blue and one green! Wow...that is so unique and amazing!

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  26. Those are all good things to get miffed about. It was very nice of Ariel to give you a tattoo and earrings without the hurty part. I hope you find your orange mousie soon. You should get some extra treats to make up for not getting any cheese sandwich.

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  27. Wow, yeah, individually they seem like small things, but it adds up. You SHOUD be miffed! We mean, ya outta get a FEW of those things, at least.

    An we're tellin The Big Thing he HAS to get photoshop. We wanna get decorated too!

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  28. take a nap honey and you'll feel better, that's what i do...

    smiles, auntie bee
    xoxo

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  29. I can understand why you are been miffed~!!!

    I hope it would be better at thanksgiving week~!

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  30. Your Welcome it was fun to do :)

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  31. Those are all pretty yucky things. I love your new ink, though. It rocks!

    Titus

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  32. Nice tats and earrings. Cheese... and not sharing? Miffed yes!

    Purrs

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