November 15, 2007

Thursday 13 - Complaints

This is me, Miffed. UPDATED****

I am quite a peaceful and loving feline. Really. Lately there have been some things that have been getting on my kitty nerves. Let me tell you about 13 of them.

  • There is fresh no catnip in this house. I find this unacceptable.

  • Mommy has been working a lot of hours, I have had no one-on-one snuggles in a squillion years.

  • The deck is closed for the season.

  • Both Rudy and Puff have been hogging my Gizzy quilts. I never get a turn.

  • The sun has abandoned O Hi O, it's cloudy and grey.

  • I've lost my favorite orange mousie, I can't find it anywhere.

  • Diamond Doggy stepped on my paw yesterday, I had to scream at him.

  • Daddy had a cheese sandwich and didn't give me half.

  • I think I found a grey whisker this morning.

  • I haven't even started my Christmas shopping yet.

  • Mommy won't let me get a tattoo.

  • Or pierced ears.

  • No turkey for six more days!

I know things could be a lot worse, but sometimes you just have to crab a little bit! Here's hoping lots of good things happen today!

Ariel Rocks - Lookit! Lookit! Lookit!
Sweet Ariel gave me a pretty Tattoo of flowers and butterflies! And beeeeyootifull earrings! She sure knows how to make a kitty feel a lot better! Thank-you Ariel!

34 comments:

Millie said...

Wow! You want a tattoo! You sure about that? Mr Karate says they have to shave you first.

Otherwise, I think your complaints are perfectly valid.

Daisy said...

Parker, I do not blame you for being a little bit irritated. Those are some bad things! Maybe you could have some extra Temptations today to make up for it. Temptations make everything all better.

Mosaic Cats said...

That was a very good Tattle Tail Thursday, Parker.
Annie can't find her favorite pink mouse and it is making her REALLY crabby. Fortunately, she has Sadie to take it out on.

Honey P. Sunshine said...

poor baby, i feel yer pain

Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'Gee said...

Yoo should make Diamond Doggy repay yoo fur stepping on yoor paw by finding yoor orange mousie. Are yoo sure yoo want pierced ears and a tattoo. Dey use needls to do both of those things...besides, yoo want to be an original and EVERYONE is pierced and tattoo'd (silly beans). We do hope a lot of good things happen for yoo today!

Monty Q. Kat said...

Aw, where did you see your mousie last?

Dragonheart, Merlin, Devi, and Chloe said...

I can understand why most of those items make you upset. Except for the tattoo and turkey. Tattoos hurt, and turkey hurts my belly.

jenianddean said...

I would be miffed too. You have every reason to be ticked off. I hope your mom gives you extra treats today. If not, I would put the toothy death on one of her plants or unroll a roll of toilet paper. That will show her you mean business.

-Jasper McKitten-Cat

Anonymous said...

I can see why your miffed...
No tattoo and no cheese the cruel :)

Unknown said...

Poor Grumpy Parker. Want us to come over and help you find yur mousie?

Anonymous said...

Hi Parker,

It's me again.Please go to my blog I made something for you.Hope it makes
you feel better :)

Captain Jack and Sir Dante said...

Poor Parker. We are sorry things are getting you down. If you wanna join our pirate crew, we can have your ears pierced we bet. All pirate kitties can have pierced ears if they want!

Diamond Emerald-Eyes said...

Those are all really unacceptable things. You have right to complain.

Tybalt said...

Poor Parker! No sun and no snuggling? I hope the upcoming holiday season makes up for it BIG TIME.

The Misadventures Of Me said...

hehe I likes your list!

No T13 for us today, it wills be back next week with the winners picture up too!

And ohhhh I can'ts waits for turkey eattin days!

Forty Paws said...

Oh yeah. You have great reasons to be miffed.

Luf, Us

Anonymous said...

You lost your orange mouse? That's horrible!!!!

The Meezers or Billy said...

those is all perfektly reasonable fings to get pissed about. i would like a tat also, but mommy says I haf to be 18 ferst. I'm only 2. that like a trillion squillion years from now. - Miles

LZ said...

There is something about this time of year that makes the humans....worky. Its highly annoying. I'm sorry aobut the mouse, I know how hard that is.

Latte

Unknown said...

Oh Parker your tattoo and earings are adorable! Ariel is very nice.

I have some grievances on my T13 today too, it must be the weather making us a little cranky : )

Anonymous said...

Hi Parker! That is a great list of things that annoy you. Mom says they use needles to give you a tattoo. That sounds too hurty. Ariel was very sweet to give you earrings and a tattoo with no needles.

Sunny's Mommy said...

Cool! You got a tattoo, too!

Anonymous said...

No catnip, no snuggles, no turkey?
Are you in prison or sumthing?

Nice tatt, by the way.

luv,
Jaz

The Crew said...

Parker, we told Ariel how sophisticated we think you look wearing earrings! But we doubt if our Mom would ever let us get a TATTOO!

Tipper & Misty

Queen Snickers, Empress and Princess Renna said...

Oh how cute I love your picture! Momma and I like your tattoo. I don't care for one myself but momma wants one. Daddy won't let her get one though, he says she get board with stuff so quickly that she'd want to change 6 months after she got it. haha

Anonymous said...

I cried when I got to the part about the cheese sandwich. So sad.

Shilgiah the Cat said...

Those are definitely things that would make me miffed too.

I didn't notice until now but you have the most gorgeous different colored eyes I have ever seen. One blue and one green! Wow...that is so unique and amazing!

Karen Jo said...

Those are all good things to get miffed about. It was very nice of Ariel to give you a tattoo and earrings without the hurty part. I hope you find your orange mousie soon. You should get some extra treats to make up for not getting any cheese sandwich.

Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq) said...

Wow, yeah, individually they seem like small things, but it adds up. You SHOUD be miffed! We mean, ya outta get a FEW of those things, at least.

An we're tellin The Big Thing he HAS to get photoshop. We wanna get decorated too!

Empress Bee (of the high sea) said...

take a nap honey and you'll feel better, that's what i do...

smiles, auntie bee
xoxo

michico*Adan*Lego-小芥*阿丹*樂高 said...

I can understand why you are been miffed~!!!

I hope it would be better at thanksgiving week~!

Anonymous said...

Your Welcome it was fun to do :)

The Furry Kids said...

Those are all pretty yucky things. I love your new ink, though. It rocks!

Titus

Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Nice tats and earrings. Cheese... and not sharing? Miffed yes!

Purrs