Hmphhh! We commented just now but blogger must have eaten it. We said we have had the D word thrown at us too all because when mum picked Eric up she hurt her back. We still get our Stinky Goodness at night, but our crunchies have been halved.
Mom is thinking about the D word for herself! We hope she doesn't look at us next....well Tamir does anyway since we are tiny girls but he's a BIG manly mancat.
Happy New Year Parker! Oh, the D word is tough. Sorry about that. I have been on the D word for years now. It was so long ago when I kissed that open buffet bowl goodbye.
Ack...shoot Parker, we kinda wish dem silly vets would mind der own behinds, ya know. We haf been deprived too, all because Speedy is a fat A$$...Zippy still gets her cheese tho cuz she's so darn tiny. Da playing part is good tho, get mom to play feather wand wif yoo or chase yoo around. It's fun!
Oh Parker, this is horrible news. The Mom says Scylla has to go on a diet too and that means all of us, cause she can't give us something and not give it to Scylla. Scylla wake up and go chase a squirrel or something. ~Socks & Charybdis
Parker, I think we should revolt. Dieting is NO fun. ~Scylla
Hi Parker. This is our first visit to your blog. You are a beautiful kitty and your eyes are gorgeous! We also looked at the catster pages of your sisfurs and brofur...what a nice looking family you have. We saw the gifties that you sent to Goldie, Shade, and Banshee...wow, what nice loot, and that bed fits Banshee perfectly! We hope you won't find *urk* dieting too hard...our Meowmy is doing WeightWatchers at work which seems to mean she watches our weight??? Louie, Fuzzy, Sylvie, and Gingy
*gasp* the D word? Oh nooo. Tell your mum to take away all the crunchies and put you just on stinky goodness, a low carb version with jelly not gravy. I have this for my diabetes and I have been steadily losing weight since I stopped eating crunchies. Luckily I love stinky goodness!
And of COURSE you don't need to diet, Parker! You are furry svelte!
It's a travesty I tell you! 
You can come play with our flingamastring...
ReplyDeleteWe got put on rations too. We didn't like it at first, but it's not so bad. We really like how our mom stands and watches us eat, we like her company.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Abby & Stygia
Poor Parker. Life can be so unkind. You'll just have to learn to open the cupboards;)
ReplyDeletePoor Parker, we will send you your own special cell phone, so you can keep the ASPCA on speed dial!
ReplyDeleteWhicky Wuudler
I can send you some ham Parker! Don't worry, I'll save you!
ReplyDeleteHuffle Mawson
Hmphhh! We commented just now but blogger must have eaten it.
ReplyDeleteWe said we have had the D word thrown at us too all because when mum picked Eric up she hurt her back. We still get our Stinky Goodness at night, but our crunchies have been halved.
Oh no! We have been cut back too!
ReplyDeleteWe got into trouble for opening the pantry doors and eating some dog food as a midnight snack!
How how awful, Parker. I know you will be suffering greatly. Maybe I can mail you some
ReplyDeletePoor Parker! Did your mom read Max's book? What are the first 3 letters of the D word???
ReplyDeleteParker
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid Momma is gonna try to do something similiar to me, she says I am getting a little squishy...I don't think that is a compliment...
purrs
Abby
oh krap! i hate it when that happens!
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Mom is thinking about the D word for herself! We hope she doesn't look at us next....well Tamir does anyway since we are tiny girls but he's a BIG manly mancat.
ReplyDeleteSniffie and the Florida Furkids
Uh Oh...! Bennettes secret to staying slender is playing THoE in the middle of the night...by herself! Maybe I can send her over to you?
ReplyDeleteI would be glad to help khoordinate an exercise programme fur woo!
ReplyDeleteI wonder how many khalories khan be burned whilst being chased by a furry lovable Siberian!?!
Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra
its just yor winter coat.....
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year Parker! Oh, the D word is tough. Sorry about that. I have been on the D word for years now. It was so long ago when I kissed that open buffet bowl goodbye.
ReplyDeleteWell, the more playing part sounds good. The reduction in treats sounds very, very, very Not Good!
ReplyDeleteYikes!!!! Kind of a slap in the face first thing in a New Year!
ReplyDeleteI won't keep you long, you better start climbing your cat tree.
Purrs Goldie
Ack...shoot Parker, we kinda wish dem silly vets would mind der own behinds, ya know. We haf been deprived too, all because Speedy is a fat A$$...Zippy still gets her cheese tho cuz she's so darn tiny. Da playing part is good tho, get mom to play feather wand wif yoo or chase yoo around. It's fun!
ReplyDeleteAaaack! It must be an epi-diet-demic! Mom cut our treats in half a while back. It's just awful!
ReplyDeleteOh Parker, this is horrible news. The Mom says Scylla has to go on a diet too and that means all of us, cause she can't give us something and not give it to Scylla. Scylla wake up and go chase a squirrel or something. ~Socks & Charybdis
ReplyDeleteParker, I think we should revolt. Dieting is NO fun. ~Scylla
Remember Cat rule #2: "When fat, arrange self in slim pose."
ReplyDeleteA happy and healthy 2009 to you and your human staff from us 3 Good Cats!
Hi Parker. This is our first visit to your blog. You are a beautiful kitty and your eyes are gorgeous! We also looked at the catster pages of your sisfurs and brofur...what a nice looking family you have. We saw the gifties that you sent to Goldie, Shade, and Banshee...wow, what nice loot, and that bed fits Banshee perfectly! We hope you won't find *urk* dieting too hard...our Meowmy is doing WeightWatchers at work which seems to mean she watches our weight???
ReplyDeleteLouie, Fuzzy, Sylvie, and Gingy
"D" word for us too Parker!
ReplyDeleteDid all the moms of the blogosphere get together and plan this??
THAT IS NOT A GOOD WAY TO START A NEW YEAR! You tell'em, Parker! NOT good!
ReplyDeleteOh No! Parker, that's awful! We'll send treats right away!
ReplyDelete*gasp* the D word? Oh nooo. Tell your mum to take away all the crunchies and put you just on stinky goodness, a low carb version with jelly not gravy. I have this for my diabetes and I have been steadily losing weight since I stopped eating crunchies. Luckily I love stinky goodness!
ReplyDeleteAnd of COURSE you don't need to diet, Parker! You are furry svelte!
WHAT??? Is this any way to start off a new year?
ReplyDeleteI am aghast.
Oh crap. What kind of horrible New Year's torture is this?? Perhaps your furry sibs can sneak you food???
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you all!
Steal food from plates! And remember that the kitchen counter is often unguarded.
ReplyDeleteAyla
We thought that was just for the beans to do! Happy New Year!
ReplyDeleteI've got bunches of Temptations and stinky goodness at my house. Come on over!
ReplyDeleteOh No Parker, maybe you can just say it's floof?
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year 2009!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you need a new little brother is sisfur to chase you around some? :) I helped my big sisfur Mushka lose weight mwahahha
ReplyDeleteV-V
When I started to put on weight, my mommy got me a new brother to chase me around the house. It worked. I get lots more exercize now.
ReplyDeleteI don't have any ham..... would tuna do?
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim