Haf you efur herd George Carlin's routine bout Plant Abuse?
"It's plant battery, pure and simple... What about hanging plants? How do you know they're not scared s***less up there? Whooooa, whooo!"
Really, fur the sake of that poor catnip plant, yur mom needs to get it down. Alla mine's outside where I can't efun bisit it; I has to wait fur Mom to bring me sum.
Now that's just cruel! Your Mommy has the wrong planting hanging, that's for sure! I say you should jump up and try to knock it down! Where it belongs.
Rudy
ReplyDeleteC'mon on you can tell us...whatcha wishing for?
Purrs
Abby
Yeah, let us in on your wish, Rudy! Or a clue? :D
ReplyDeleteHeadnudgie,
So Rudy.... How high can you jump?
ReplyDeleteYou could always try a flying leap from the back of the seat. Don't spose it will work, but I'd haf to try.
ReplyDeleteFlynn
Awww Rudy I'm going to wish for a gust of wind to blow the nip bowl down just for you dude.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy them sunbeams.
You are looking longingly at that 'nip plant, Rudy!
ReplyDeletePoor Rudy! Catnip hanging almost within jumping range! Almost....
ReplyDeletethat's where your nip plant is? that is so unfair!!!!
ReplyDeleteQuick! Get some twigs, spit and a hairball or two and I'll build you a ladder.
ReplyDelete~Goldie
They HUNG your nip plant? THAT IS JUST NOT RIGHT! Maybe if you stood on the back of the bench....then jumped....let us know if it works! GOOD LUCK!
ReplyDeletehow dare your mama put the nip where you can't reach? HELLO!? it's CATnip, not BEAN Nip! MOL!
ReplyDeleteOh my paws and whiskers! Rudy! Look at all that nip!
ReplyDeleteLooks like you'd wish to jump up and swing like you're on the flying trapeze!
ReplyDeleteHahahah - we know what you are wishing for! We will see you on board the Voyager for the wedding soon - and your wish will be fulfilled!!!
ReplyDeleteKarl
We know you want to jump. :)
ReplyDeleteIs that catnip in that plant or is there a birdie in there?
ReplyDeleteHeh heh. We know you want to jump up there!
ReplyDeleteLuf, Us
Haf you efur herd George Carlin's routine bout Plant Abuse?
ReplyDelete"It's plant battery, pure and simple... What about hanging plants? How do you know they're not scared s***less up there? Whooooa, whooo!"
Really, fur the sake of that poor catnip plant, yur mom needs to get it down. Alla mine's outside where I can't efun bisit it; I has to wait fur Mom to bring me sum.
You know they say, if you wish hard enough your wish will come true!
ReplyDeletep.s. thanks for the suggestion, mommy got a hanging basket and our fresh nip is safe and sound and living outside now!
We want nip! We want nip! We want nip!
ReplyDeleteOh Rudy! That nip plant looks very nummy! Go ahead, you can jump that high - go for it. If the plant falls you can blame one of your sisfurs!
ReplyDeletepretty flowers! Tank you parker for my cuppy cake! ~Empress
ReplyDeleteIs that NIP up there? Oh, you gotta try to jump for that!!
ReplyDeleteIf you wish hard enough, I think your dream will come true!
ReplyDeletecatnip is worth a high jump
ReplyDeleteAh, wishing that plant to fall down in your paws...
ReplyDeleteNo way that would be safe with me around. I can jump really high straight up when properly motivated.
ReplyDeleteChase
dat iz a great place to be!
ReplyDeletei sink i will haffa make mommeh git mez a deck...
Oh I know you just want to launch off the back of the bench into that hanging pot. I say go for it!
ReplyDelete--Jasper
Now that's just cruel! Your Mommy has the wrong planting hanging, that's for sure! I say you should jump up and try to knock it down! Where it belongs.
ReplyDeleteWishing to be taller? Or wishing to be able to jump higher? Or wishing the cat nip to be lower? :) Happy WW!
ReplyDeleteNip plant!!!!! Mean folks hang it too high!! They deserve a whapping! Heehee
ReplyDeletePurrs Mickey
haha, I love how dat nip plant is way up high, just outta reach!
ReplyDeleteYour humans put catnip in that hanging basket, where you can see it?? That's just wrong... you need to have a little talk with them about that.
ReplyDeleteAw, ya can jump up THAT high...
ReplyDeleteGeez Rudy, that's so unfair. They could have hung that 'nip a little lower.
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